Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Because everyone would die of flööf

 

Why is

[Lovecats]

it just be like that bro 😤

 

Why can't I own a penguin?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Penguins are a conspiracy theory, they dont actually exist

Why aren't i an axolotl?

[Lagie]

You'd be too hard to pronounce.

 

Who?

[Lilademon]

The guy selling Pillow Dragons

 

 

Why?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Something about brain cells and solar panels. 

 

What's inside the electric outlet?

[Lovecats]

The spiciest ride of your life, i'll tell you hwat.

 

TPBM knows which thread we are on?

[purplehaze]

Thread? What's a thread? That's something you sew with!

 

Are we ever going to learn?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

No.

 

Why won't my computer mouse work/

[Joblerone]

Because you forgot to feed it, duh.

 

Why is my computer hot?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Because it ate a chilli pepper.

What is 10 degrees celcius?

[Lagie]

One more than nine degrees Celcius or one less than eleven degrees Celcius, depending on whether you are a glass half full or glass half empty kind of person.

 

What?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I didn't say anything. I just looked.

 

Why do Brimstones have that red spot below their jaw?

[sh20000sh]

Because there's color issue on their picture.

 

What does IΛ in this clock meaning?

Edited July 21, 2021 by sh20000sh

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It's part of a timing sequence for a bomb.

 

What's this bluish stuff on the bread?

 

[Lovecats]

It's a built in feature of the bread. Its also a component of some delicious cheeses, though this time, it self-spreads!

 

You're going to ban me, aren't you?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I have minions for that. *sits on Lovecats* Life has sucked lately, but at least someone brought me a cushion fot my tush.

 

Why are you going to bed before 3am?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Well, anything can be after 3 am, if you aren't specific. I, for instant, am going to bed before 12. 12 november 1969. 

Can you eat fire?

[_Ro_]

Yes but only once unless the burn ward near you is really, really good.

 

Why do sea cucumbers look like poops...?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

If your poop looks like this, it's time to be seriously worried.

 

Who wants to clean my lair?

[_Ro_]

My hamster army will get to it later.

 

 

Is cinnamon or butterscotch better?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Go with butterscotch. It's more fattening thus better for your tastebuds.

 

What food are we talking about?

[_Ro_]

Pizza.

 

 

Why?

[Lagie]

Because.

 

How do I turn it off?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Remove the wall outlet and cut the wires.

 

What is the solution?