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It's a phone that's not connected to any other device so no matter how times you dial, no one picks up on the other end ... except in The Twilight Zone.

 

How dare you?

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Bob the builders cousin, Rob the breaker

 

How can i get more levels so i can have a fancy flair like everyone else?

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You need more Stone Dragons to build with.

 

Why aren't you listening?

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It’s because I have my AirPods in, I’m trying to listen to The Bongo Cat Song by CG5
 

what is Kirby?

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It's the ghost of someone who died by hitting their head on curb. Usually appears as pinkish orb.

 

Is vegan leather made from those talking cows in the commercials?

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No, silly - it’s made from vegans!

(/j don’t ban me mods)

Why is my rookiedee yellow?

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It was rolled in egg yolk.

 

Why don't all pants have pocket?

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Because they were stolen by bob, the pocket thief?

Why are there 2 bathrooms?

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There are two? There should be three. One toilet for each bodily waste.

 

How many Bobs do you know?

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69.

 

w-which one of the other bodily waste is sunrise talking about 😧

Edited by SomeRandomCorviknight

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Wouldn't you like to know?

 

How many people can you trust to keep a secret?

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This is a good question. I can tell you, but first you'll need to go through a small initation ceremony in the woods. Trust me, it won't take long, I promise.

 

How many cookies is too many cookies?

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Depends on what kind they are.

 

What's in the woods?

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Monday. B)

 

When did the three cheese pizzas go?

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There's a large dragon-like lizard called a Gerrymander, but instead of living alone and hoarding precious metals and gems, its family group hoards land. Germmandering means claiming land for yourself and chasing out anyone who complains.

 

Are the woods on fire and being sprayed with water?

 

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Because Siri doesn't respond to ghosts. Your necromancy spell backfired.

 

Why do we always have to wait?

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For what?

 

Why am I sneezing?

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