Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

They are all on holiday, drinking tea!

What's an avocado?

[Docthings]

It's code-word for "help me".

 

Why did it have to be me?

[Lovecats]

It was your destiny, Docthings. Now, eat your 10kgs of crabsticks.

 

Where can I go to buy some stamps?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Call an agency that schedules jobs for entertainers. Ask for Irish folk dancers.

 

Where is my mind?

 

 

[Docthings]

Retrace your steps and you should locate it soon enough.

 

Why do I smell smoke?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lovecats is waking up.

 

Where can we hide?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

In the roof, duh.

 

Why are you looking inside my closet?

[casprrr]

To see if it's bigger on the inside than it is on the outside.

 

How did we get here?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

By damaging the space/time continuum.

 

Are we dead yet?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Only tommorow.

Whats a Floccinaucinihilipilification

[Docthings]

Probably symptoms of a concussion. You should see a medical expert.

 

Why am I surrounded?

[Lagie]

You like to be in the middle of things.

 

Whence?

 

 

[Lovecats]

You don't wanna know. Trust me, its just safer that way.

 

What can I do with a philosophy degree?

[_Ro_]

philosophy, duh.

 

Why do potatoes taste purple?

[Lagie]

Because oranges taste pink.

 

Whither?

[_Ro_]

Dither flither.

 

 

Woof?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Squirrel!

 

Want to hear a story about how I had to walk to school uphill both ways during the Great Molasses Flood of '49?

[Docthings]

I think that's enough for today, grandpa. Time to go to bed.

 

Who's that lanky figure in my window?

[_Ro_]

Not a human...

 

Where can I get a coffee round here?

[Lovecats]

_Ro_, don't feed the hamsters coffee! They could overthrow society, with that much power.

 

What's the healthiest meal?

[_Ro_]

Chikky nuggies and fries.

 

Why would a hamster-ruled society be a bad thing?

Edited August 5, 2021 by _Ro_

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because they would have the right of way. Enjoy your neck and back aches from constantly watching where you put your feet.

Also they stuff their cheeks full of legal documents like Trump.

 

You think you can make me do it?

 

[Lovecats]

Hell yeah, just remove my name from your health insurance and we'll be ready to go!

 

What is fear?

[Lagie]

Raef backwards.

 

Really?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

No.

 

What happened to the cat fur?