Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Lovecats]

No, but your family might once they see the bill.

 

Where can I go to get some useful financial advice?

[Lagie]

To the riverbank.

 

Are we there yet?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Yes. I'll slow down. You jump out.

 

Whose idea was this?

[_Ro_]

A fish named Steve's.

 

 

Why are we in a high speed chase by a riverbank?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because the bridge was out and the incline was too low to jump the gap.

 

When did we get a fish?

[Docthings]

When it swam into my mouth while I was swimming. His name's Georgie.

 

Who cooked Georgie?

[Lovecats]

I was hungry, okay? We're out in the middle of nowhere. Cat's gotta eat.

 

I'm cold. When are we going to go home?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

As soon as the heat is off.

 

You call that firewood?

 

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[_Ro_]

No, I call it Georgie.

 

 

Can we teleport home now?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I'm not an MLP:FiM alicorn. 

 

Who is going to go the honor of setting Georgie on fire?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Probably a ghast...

 

What's a good picrew got in it?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Bat feature options.

 

Is this campsite haunted?

[Lagie]

By the ghost of Georgie, naturally.

 

Why not?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

I dont know?

Who is Philza?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Classified information. We'll have to put you under surveillance now.

 

When are you doing stop giving names and personalities to random objects you found?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

When i perish

 

 

What happens?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You perish.

 

Where can I get a hoof massage?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

No.

 

When will i be good at tennis?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

When you join the country club and have high quality tennis outfits and equipment.

Until then you're just playing badminton in hard mode.

 

How dare you?

[Docthings]

Quite simply actually. I don't care.

 

Why did you stab me?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I didn't. I gored you.

 

Would you kindly get off of my horns now?

[Docthings]

No I will not. The view is great here. Plus my leg got caught in one so I couldn't get off even if I wanted to. Which I do not.

 

Is it normal for your leg to bend that way?

[Lovecats]

Uhh, lemme check.

 

Can someone phone an ambulance?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

No cell signal out here on the riverbank.

 

Is that a log or is it alive?

[Lovecats]

log₂ 64 = 6

Yes, its a log. It's trying its best. I don't think it was ever alive, though.

 

Where did my headphones go?