Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Press the "leave game" button

 

Who is John Doe?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The guy next to Reno Rae and Miley Mei.

 

Does the sound of music make the hills come alive?

 

 

Edited July 29, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

No, that’s the Noise of Melodies

What happened here?

 

 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Nothing. 😁

 

Why are you so suspicious?

[_Ro_]

Because it's turning the frickin frogs gay and Kim Kardashian is a lizard alien.

 

 

Do fish poop?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Will you get in the water if I say 'No'?

 

Do chickens surf?

[_Ro_]

Yes but only on thursdays.

 

 

Is it pronounced scone or scone?

[Lagie]

Scone.

 

Why are you here?

[Lovecats]

I could ask you the same question, punk. Now gimme a brownie, lets chat.

 

Umm, who got into my biscuit stash?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

*swallow* Unknown suspects.

 

Why is it on fire again?

[_Ro_]

Fire spreads like a plague, stop carrying it around with you.

 

 

Why do pigs like back rubs?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Same reason my cat does.

Why is there a blob-looking thing threatening my demise?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It slipped through the cage bars.

 

@Docthings What is that anyway?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

The dust from the top of my piano.

Who's fighting?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Everyone who isn't dead or unconscious.

 

Who started the fight?

[Docthings]

2 hours ago, Long_Before_Sunrise said:

It slipped through the cage bars.

 

@Docthings What is that anyway?

A mushroom cloud. It was nice knowing you.

 

Seriously though, who did start the fight?

Edited July 31, 2021 by Docthings

[Lovecats]

*whistles whilst boarding up the fire behind me*

I guess we'll never know. 😌

 

Do you smell that?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

No. 

 

If I'm domineering, why am I not in charge?

[Docthings]

Because you're too small. The second you become domineering we kick you away.

 

Why are there clumps in my strawberry milk?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

They're the strawberries. Some strawberries are white.

 

How do I get to dominate?

 

Edited August 1, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

You binge watch the potato war?

What happened to my computer?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I said dominate, not potentate.

I needed funds to raise an army. I prefer the PAC not be traced back to me.

 

What kind of battery does your phone use? >.>

 

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

it uses a liztery, not a battery!

 

what does ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯ mean?

[Docthings]

It means that you should lock all your windows and doors at night.

 

Why can't I catch grasshoppers?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because you didn't buy the riding yard vacuum.

 

Where's this year's insect swarm that is so big it shows up on radar?