Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You're allergic to Hurricanes (the drink) forming.

 

Is it over yet?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

No

 

why is my cat here?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Someone played the can opener sound. 

 

Why isn't it over?

[Lagie]

The fat lady hasn't sung.

 

How do I stop the rain?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

By spinning 3 times out on the street wearing a chicken suit, and screaming "EEAOOO". Someone will take you to a place with no rain in it.

 

How do i get better at video games?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Thumbwrestling.

 

When does the fat lady sing?

[_Ro_]

on tuesdays after drinks down the pub

 

 

What colour is the sky?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Pale green.

 

Who started the fire?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Me, clearly.

why can’t one simply?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

They lock the gates at sundown so the dead can't get out.

 

Who wants to be kicked?

[_Ro_]

The baby.

 

 

Why do hamsters like nuts?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

For the same reason they enjoy running on wheels.

 

Where's the ketchup?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

In the large hadron collider 

 

why can I never reply in time?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because I'm an albatross around your neck.

 

Am I successfully passing as a bird?

[Lagie]

You'd need a wing and a prayer to do that.

 

How?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Why.

 

Do i look like a block of wood?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Ask a termite.

 

Do you get paid in foil-wrapped chocolate coins?

[Lovecats]

Yes, but my boss says we'll be switching to real money once we're out of this economic slump! Soon it will all trickle down, just you wait and see.

 

What do you get when you cross an antelope with an aloe vera?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

An elopement then an annulled marriage. Plants can't give consent.

 

Why are the things we like best bad for us?

[Lovecats]

What do you mean? I can talk sillily to the birds all I want - you can't stop me. The cops won't listen to you.

 

Where did I place my keys?

[Lagie]

The monkey is at the zoo, the donkey and turkey are at the farm.

 

Why?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because it'll hurt less in the long run that way.

 

What did you do now?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Eat the cookies.

Does raspberry tea taste good?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

If you like drinking dead leaf-flavored water. Supposed to be good for pregnant women.

 

What's slippery about an elm?

[Lilademon]

Nothing, they're not made of liquid

 

 

Why are Pillow Dragons not sold in stores?