Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[HangeZoe]

Out the window, because you threw a clock out of it. 
 

What’s the real way earth was created?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It's a giant coprolite. Explains a lot, doesn't it?

 

Why are there so many varieties of spiders?

 

 

[Lovecats]

Shh! Don't ask that question or they'll make more of them!

 

Where is my nearest train station?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Take a right from Wikipedia and walk past the dorsal dragon eggs

 

What's the best way to sneak a Zeraora into Sinnoh?

 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Hide it in under tarp in the back of a wagon loaded with Pikachu droppings. No one will poke around in that.

 

Morning birds are Voldemorte spies. Prove me wrong.

 

 

Edited May 8, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[sh20000sh]

You are wrong because you are wrong.

 

Which bus should I take to go New York?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

The 1̶̢̡̧̨̢̧̢̧̢̢̢̧̡̡̢̢̧̧̡̨̛̛̛̛̛̙̬͓̞̜̪̥͖̩͖̬͕͍̯̙͙͇̗̫̼̜̖͕̱̹̮̳̠̱͕̠̰̺̮̟̞̬̰̫̗͔̺̹̖͖̤̱̬̤̺͚͈̞̗͚̱̮̼̤̺̦͇̠̦̦̬͍̩̞͖̖͉̦̰̠͚̭͇̯͙̤͙̦͉͈̪͍̘͇̤̻̭̥̪̰̟͎͚͖̥̠̱̼͉̝͙̮̻͔̣͇̪̭̳̜̩͇̜̘̜̹̻̻̙̰̲͔̮͓͉̞̳͖̪̻̂͗̀̐͆̍͒̋͆͑̈́̾̽̎̈̋̅̔̔̈́̒̎̆̑̇̈̆̿͗̊̄̎̿̊̔̋́̀̐̀͊́̔͌͛͌̑̊͑́͆̌͌̊̉̓̌͐͗̃̍͂́͛̑̄̍̀̽͑͗̐͒̉͑͑̐̎́̒̃̒͗̅̈̒̀͂͛̓̄̋͆́̐͂̒͌͋̇̆̽͆͂̒͊̽̿̋̽̍̿̾̍̽̽̊̏̌̽͑̾͊̅̓͂͆̀͆̚̚͘̚͘͘̚̕̕̕͜͜͜͜͜͠͝͠͝ͅͅ9̶̡̧̧̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̩̰̪͍͎͕̗͈̫͖̫̠̩͙͔͎̯̰̭̩̝̔̔̏̇̌̐͒̊̈́̎̄̈́̿́͆̉̈͛̓̅͋̑͑̅̑̑̿̀̽͊̾̆́̓̏̑̾̎͒͊͌̈́̏̎̊̐̂̿̈́̌̈́̄̾͋̈͋́͊̈͗̐̊̽̀̾̂̓͗͌͌̓̒̌͑̓̈́͗̔̑̏̐͑̆̂͛͋͐͂̓̏͑̑́̽̊̏̑́̉̃̃̈́̑͑͋̊͋́̎̿͒̀́͊̐̋͂̔̌̀̐͗̈́͋́̂͐̑̇͗̄̌̆͋̆̔̾͋̏̒͛̉̑̆̇͘͘̕̕̚̚͘̕͝͠͝͝͝͠͝͝͠th bus

 

 

 

 

what's a better way for sh200000sh to travel to New York

Edited June 9, 2021 by SomeRandomCorviknight

[Lovecats]

The real answer was to take the Taxi because we have a Corviknight right here willing to drive you right there (for an undisclosed amount of money.)

 

TPBM is real?

[Lagie]

Is the world real?

 

Why does the sun rise in the east?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

because the north hurt its feelings.

 

why can't i breathe water?

[Fuzzbucket]

Because water hates you.

 

If roses are red, why are violets blue?

[Lagie]

They're sad they don't get given to people on Valentine's Day.

 

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Half a ent sapling.

 

Where's the thermostat located that controls the outdoor temperature?

 

 

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

In Zeus' basement, under his giant inflateable flamingo

Why does it hurt when i stick my hand in fire?

[Lovecats]

That's because, when you touch fire, you tickle it. Fire doesn't like being tickled so it 'tickles' you back. Sadly, fire is very bad at this so it hurts. Subscribe for more physics facts. 👍

 

When is Summer?

[ardeo]

Summer is when your AC breaks and there's no ice cream left in the freezer.

 

Where's my super suit?

[Lagie]

Probably in your super closet, way at the back of the super market.

 

How high is the sky?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Always higher than your reach, like that can on the top shelf in the grocery store.

 

How old is dirt?

 

 

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Older than the time it takes to do a backflip on mars

 

why does it hurt when I walk into walls?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because your name is not Kitty Pryde.

 

How do I turn a Cheese Dragon into a Cream Cheese dragon?

[Fuzzbucket]

Bleach. (The dragons set it up like that so you won't put them on a bagel afterwards...)

 

Where's the pull string to open the clouds and let the sun shine in ?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

On Mercury, with the tomatoes 

where do all my scissors go?

[Lagie]

Same place as the dryer socks.

 

How do I get there?

[Fuzzbucket]

Hide in a packet of popcorn.

 

When ?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Soon.

Now <--------> Soon <-------> The death of the universe

 

Where are we?