Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Try the Waddles thread or Penjikenji's lair.

 

Where do I get loads of birds?

[Tsunami_Void]

From a minecraft chicken farm

 

 

How do i find cheese?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You have to find refrigerator heaven first and ask Ethel.

 

Why can't we skip summer and have spring until autumn?

[Lovecats]

You can! Become a cicada, today. 🦟

 

What's a question?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Better not to know.

If you know what they are, you'll use them. 

If you use them, they make people get mad and leave.

If they leave, they might not ever come back.

 

What do I do when I'm outside and both doors on the building are marked Exit?

 

Edited April 24, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[Lovecats]

Walk to your nearest forest, collect some sticks, start a campfire and contemplate the universe. This was your destiny. You are now immune to exit signs.

 

What's up?

 

 

 

 

[Lagie]

The ceiling fan.

 

Why don't people think?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

About what?

 

How do I time travel?

[DragcaveAcc]

By just existing, you're doing time travel toward future now.

 

Why people should sleep? 

[Lagie]

Because.

 

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

They're both black with ink. 

 

Why do the bristles on brooms wind up all bent in the same direction?

 

[Lagie]

Brooms of a feather flock together.

 

Why? Wherefor?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Art thou sure thy wouldst know?  Been carried yonder, beneath the cobalt tarp.

 

Why do things have to get old?

 

 

 

[HangeZoe]

Because time exists. 
 

What are hot dogs really made of

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Tail meat and ears. Yes, even the chicken ones.

 

Why do new things break so soon?

[Lovecats]

Are you telling me you broke your $10,000,000 yacht, already??? I hope you got insurance.

 

What's the best sauce for chips?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Grape Fanta boiled down until it's syrup.

 

For that price, shouldn't it be able to steer itself???

[Lovecats]

No, you'll have to pay $1,000,000,000 extra to have Telsa poke a few more circuit boards in it if you want that feature.

 

What's the best hairstyle for a fair maiden, such as myself?

[Lagie]

Bald.

 

How do I keep my growing hair out of my eyes?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Winding your long long hair braid around one of those pointy princess hats with the ribbons trailing from the tip.

 

Why don't we go back to the tradition of dressing young children in genderless clothing like parents did during the Victorian era?

[a_random_ducky]

Ugh, these Vactorians have an easy life with all these clothes and buildings! Do you have any idea how it was in our childhood? WE DIDN'T HAVE BUILDINGS AND WE LIVED IN CAVES! But, alas, the golden age of prehistorics are gone and now we have THEM super-sensitive Vactorians! THAT'S WHY WE SHOULDN'T GO BACK THERE, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE, LIKE THESE VACTORIANS?

 

Would the end of the world still be called "Doomsday" if it occurs during nighttime?

Edited April 27, 2021 by a_random_ducky
Added answer to question

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Of course. 

 

What's the mystery in trystan's yarn?

[HangeZoe]

The mystery is why you keep trying to find out what’s inside trystans yarn. 
 

Can someone PLEASE give me the current nuclear launch codes? And I want them handed to me, becasue I don’t wanna look through another bowl of caviar. 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Caviar? We didn't waste caviar. We trade that for more dragon eggs. It was a bag of currants. Here you go. Hope you can translate Etruscan.

 

Why doesn't the left hand know what the right hand is doing?

[Lovecats]

Oh, they don't speak to eachother anymore. Something about not being on the same page and stuff. I wouldn't mention it to them, if I were you.

 

Who is bigfoot and how big are his feet?