Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Turns out that like their claws, they can retract it at will. The .

 

Why did I do that? I told myself not to.

[_Ro_]

Never listen to yourself, dum dum. You know they don't listen to you.

 

Can I go to bed now?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

never, no sleeping till 1 am.

What happened here?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You have no proof anything happened here.

 

What if it's past 1 am and you're not sleeping?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

then you wait until next saturday!

 

Why is music?

[Lagie]

Because nutterflies.

( That was supposed  to be butterflies. )

 

How much?

[casprrr]

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

How do I get to the store?

[Docthings]

Walk. Keep walking. And keep walking until you get there.

 

Who's under my bed?

 

[Lagie]

If you have to ask, you really don't want to know.

 

Seriously?

[Lovecats]

Yeah, okay, you caught me. Why am I under Doc's bed? Well, the truth is...

 

Think fast! How do I get myself out of this situation as quickly as possible?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Invest in situation removers

What's my cat doing?

[_Ro_]

Cowering in fear.

 

Why are we all in Docs room?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Why don't you ask them? Their closet is wayyy too small

Why are the music yes is?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

2 hours ago, SomeRandomCorviknight said:

Why don't you ask them? Their closet is wayyy too small

Reminded me of a grammar error a friend who is a fan of weird horror movies made. They were talking about the killer is hiding in closet trope, and they said "In the hotels we've stayed in, the closet was too small to hang clothes in, let alone a serial killer."

 

Because advertising needs jingles.

 

Why don't you move over?

[_Ro_]

I aint movin. You move.

 

How many serial killers has your friend killed already?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It's impolite to keep score. 🤫 

 

Why is the Cheetos bag empty?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

i-it was @Docthings! Not me!

What is an oreo?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It's like a steel belted radial tire, but crunchy and filled with sweetened paste.

 

Why is there milk pooling around my feet?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

That’s the floor dispenser acting up, it’s the oat milk storage mucking up.

Why do soy beans?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because deep fried tofu.

 

Why do I want to go to sleep when I start reading a book?

[Lovecats]

What do you mean? You've only read 2 pages!!!

 

Why's everything on fire, all of a sudden?

[perzephone]

It's fine, really. It's just fine.

 

Where is the sun during the solstices?

[Docthings]

13 hours ago, SomeRandomCorviknight said:

i-it was @Docthings! Not me!

Woooow. Way to throw me under the bus..

 

2 hours ago, perzephone said:

It's fine, really. It's just fine.

 

Where is the sun during the solstices?

On holidays in Peru.

 

Why are you advancing towards me?

[_Ro_]

For hugs.

 

Who else wants a hug?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Uh, Corvik. Yes, Corvik. 

 

If I use a strong enough demagnetizer on myself, will gravity let go of me?