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The mystery is why you keep trying to find out what’s inside trystans yarn. 
 

Can someone PLEASE give me the current nuclear launch codes? And I want them handed to me, becasue I don’t wanna look through another bowl of caviar. 

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Caviar? We didn't waste caviar. We trade that for more dragon eggs. It was a bag of currants. Here you go. Hope you can translate Etruscan.

 

Why doesn't the left hand know what the right hand is doing?

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Oh, they don't speak to eachother anymore. Something about not being on the same page and stuff. I wouldn't mention it to them, if I were you.

 

Who is bigfoot and how big are his feet?

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Bigfoot is just some guy in France, and his feet are about 2 feet long. 
 

Can I eat a crustacean?

Edited by Gavvv24

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I would provide a word of warning before consuming your fellow man. I assume you are a crustacean, right? I see a lot of crust on your face.

 

What's the secret behind balloons?

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They're anti-cat weapons, especially when charged with static electricity and have loopy ribbons tied to them.

 

Why does being unreasonable work so well?

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Because everyone understands you. 


Why does Sunrise call me Gavvy and Gravy? 

 

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Because you don't keep your whiskers clean like an honest cat would. Not because you're gravy colored or anything like that.

 

What's in a ham sandwich?

 

Edited by Long_Before_Sunrise

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t̵̩̙͌͋h̸̜̟̗̘̆͊̾͋̏͂͠ͅe̵̳̝̖̮͓̤̙̱̎̀͑͆̓́ ̶̡̢͉̫̱̩̖̠̣̗̾̅̆̍š̷̤̪͋͐̔͆̑̚̚͘͜o̵̦̪̙̘͍̣̍̍̏u̷̩̖̜̖̭̣̟̰̍̑̈̅́̂̏̅̏ĺ̵̢͎̳̐̍͗̅̂́͜s̵̘̤͔̋͌ ̵̢̛̗͉͕̘̠͚̞͔͒́̋̓͋o̴̧͇̖̲̻͍͒͑̈͛̾̊͑̚͝f̴̗͚́̌͋͋̌͐̈̕͜͝͠ ̵̖̺̬̩̹̘̊̈́̌̀͂̎͛̽̃͝ͅb̶̤̒͛͐́̾̓̃̂̚͠r̶̨̟̰̦͓̻̳̞͙͚̍ẹ̷̛̺͓̦͊̎̈́̍̄͜͝a̷̡̤̽ͅḍ̴͙̬̥̈͒̓̍͐̂̈́̓̏͝ć̶͇̮͕̳̪͓̿̒̚á̴̪̹̬̬̣͍̣͉̅͂͆ͅt̷̮͌̐̄̿́̒́̔͘s̴̛̗͇̖̮͔͐͗͋͊̀
 

 

Why does no one want a taxi?

Edited by SomeRandomCorviknight

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Because the taxis in this world sometimes eat their passengers if the payment is not to their satisfaction or they forget the physical limits of the passenger. It is not time to do a bsrrel roll.

 

Why didn't my wish upon the first star of the evening come true?

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Because you keep calling it a star ):< It a planet

 

Why do i keep using dragcave in science class

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Because your interested in dragcave anatomy instead of human anatomy

 

Why did SomeRandomCorvnight type “the souls of breadcats” in Zalgo?

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It's wizardry. She cast a spell.

 

Was it also wizardry that told SomeRandomCorviknight which star I was looking at?

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ye i used the sorcery of astonomy but it caused me to hoard astaarus, celestial, nebula and carina dragons :[

 

why wont anyone join my hover cult? We only have 10 members!

 

(also i'm nonbiny not girl :D)

 

 

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Because hovering inside a cupboard isn't as entertaining as it first sounds.

 

If the night is dark and we see no stars, is it SomeRandomCorviknight's fault?

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Ẏ̴̨̲̘̅͗͠E̴̢͙̠̬̖̞̯̊͂̂̈́͆͗́̚̕͝S̷̪̪͇̀̈́̿̈́ ̵̛̞̀͆̂̽̾́̉́̿ͅ:̶͉̤̽̓)̶̨̣̮͎̈̏̓̈́̑̐
 

Why are there no cheap flights to hovercatland?

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Because today is The Revenge of the 6th, so all hovercats are dressed up. If you are a hover cat though, you can go just fine. 
 

Why are those poofy white grown up dandelions all female? I mean, the spread there little seeds everywhere. 

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Silly, you got it backwards. If they spread seed, they're males. If they bear fruit, they're female.

 

How many dandelion flowers did Gavvv24 need to eat to create his Leodon fascination? 

 

Edited by Long_Before_Sunrise

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I’ve had enough ground up dandelion to kill a dragon. 
 

Why is a lion eati——

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Because you smelled like gravy. Almost as if someone basted you in your sleep. RIP. 💐 

 

Now who would have done such a thing?

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I would guess that it wasn’t a person. It was the lion that ate me. 

Can I have a private island and some mosquito Amber so I can make Jurassic park a reality?

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Sure. Don't worry. It isn't sinking. It's just the sea level rising. 

 

WillGavvvy24 figure out how to pump enough oxygen into the air to keep his future dinos from suffocating?

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No. I would let them die. 
 

What’s the longest word in the everness?

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No. It would not. I’d rather them die. (Unless your talking about cats. Then yes, give them all they need)

 

Why do you say “Alexa” to signal Alexa?
 

 

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