Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Ether-Equinox]

Because your belly button cannot taste the food.

 

Is Earth flat?

[Naraku]

Flatter than a pancake.

 

Is it time yet? 

[Rememberdrgns]

No, there’s five ducks and two drowned pigs.

 

What is the password?

[Naraku]

Bucket sitting under a moving rainbow

 

What are birds? 

[Ether-Equinox]

The imagination of Stephen Hawking

 

When was the Ice Age?

[Zeditha]

Before the Heat Age

 

 

Are Vampires real?

[BlueLatios]

Only if Zeus pay my electricity bills

 

Why is there no TJ10?

[Zeditha]

Because the integer limit is one character in denary.

 

Why are there 26 letters in the alphabet?

[sh20000sh]

Because there are twenty-six keys in my keyboard.

 

Is it worth to fly to California to watch the movie 'The Room'?

[RandomBreeder]

Yes, but only if it's to San Francisco.

 

Why're rainbows so colourful?

[Lagie]

Because radishes are spicy.

 

What is 'the big picture'?

[RandomBreeder]

The picture those illuminati watchamacallits took of the big bang.

 

What is 'the zone'?

[BlueLatios]

"The Zone": A restricted area constantly monitored by the NASA.
It is believed aliens once landed in "The Zone", and that their spaceship is hidden beneath the Earth and camouflaged.
To this day, its actual location remains hidden to hide NASA's activities in search of the aliens. This is so that they don't be suspicious and target the NASA for extermination.

 

Why can't I breed eggs into the Cave, they always go into the Abandoned Page?

[Naraku]

Because the planets aren't aligned... yet.

 

Why do grasshoppers hop?

[Lagie]

The grass is always greener on the other side.

 

Heads or tails?

[BlueLatios]

Tails, you can't wag your head!

 

Why is this sentence incorrect?

[Naraku]

The elephants said so. That is why.

 

Why is "alphabet" not spelled as "alphabeta" instead?

Edited November 27, 2018 by Naraku

[RandomBreeder]

Cuz "gammadelt" is "gammadelt" and not "gammadelta"? Duh??

 

Why do flatearthers exist?

Edited November 27, 2018 by RandomBreeder

[Griffin_Lokison]

To be annoying.

 

Why does our moon have such a boring name?

[Lagie]

Because moon.

 

Why is it so hard to stand on my head?

[sh20000sh]

Because there is gravity.

 

How many Kangaroos live in Austria?

[Mittens12]

2, Mary and Toto

 

Why are Ostriches the best?

[Naraku]

They're the best because penguins would implode if they are not.

 

What is Bee Movie?

[Griffin_Lokison]

The film on how my garden grows.

 

How do words get invented?

[Tentacles]

You dive in a swimming pool, crack your head open, purple goo spills out, and  words flow from it.

It definitely doesn't have anything to do with putting letters together.

 

 

 

How does a stare become a bear?