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Wild animals throwing your stuff everywhere while searching for food.

 

Do garden gnome statues deserve their lurking evil gargoyle-like reputation?

 

 

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Probably, they are made of stone

 

 

If moles flew, than would birds burrow through the ground?

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The hawks would be playing Whack-A-Mole.

 

What if platypuses are imaginary?

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Then Australia is, too.

 

Honey, where are my pants?

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Probably in the beehive outside.

 

If cats didn’t exist, would cuddles and purring not exist either?

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Because spiders don't grow on trees, ya know.

 

How high is that? *points*

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That's pretty high! Like 8 high, youknowwhatimsayin?

 

Where do sharks come from?

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Better than being Nehi.

 

Waterspouts. You've seen the documentary, right? They swarm together and form waterspouts to maximize breeding opportunities and make sure the female sharks are well fortified with meat.

 

Why didn't the Easter bunny come?

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December 25th is his day. You must be thinking of Shaun the Leprechaun.

 

Why is it so windy?

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God has the fan turned on.

 

Why is sunny today? I wanted rain.

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He turned on the space heater, too.

 

What is a chicken?

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Obviously it's a small feathered dragon that is mostly defenseless and not smart. It is prolific, though. Hides its eggs among the dragons' like a cuckoo bird. The Mistras are dismayed at how poorly the males of this species sing.

 

I'm looking at the AP. Where are the Easter Eggs?

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You must obey Simon Says or things will happen. 🎈🤡 🕳️

 

Why did plants have to choose pollen as the popular form of reproduction?

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Why didn't you? All the cool plants are doing it. 🌿🌱🌲🌳🐝

 

What's up with pigeons, eh?

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They're waiting for a Nocturne to assume its diurnal form. It's a feud.

 

Why do we have bad dreams? Sleep is supposed to be restorative.

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Because inside, we are truly just bad people. 
 

What would happen if you ditto a ditto? Would the universe collapse on itself?

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Well, according to the laws of quantum physics, if you ditto a ditto, you get Ditto² and if you keep going, you might crash the universe. So I don't recommend you do this unless you make a save file or can reboot the universe. 

 

Why's everyone so obsessed with dragons on this site?

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Because no one else likes dragons like the people on this site. 
 

What would a chicken nugget space program be named?
 

 

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Project Sorry We're Out Of Dipping Sauce

 

Why do Undines have horns?

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Because there just water devils. 
 

If a basilisk texted you with a smiley face, would you die, as looking directly into a basilisks yes kill you?

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That only happens if the smiley is a sticker on the basilisk's selfie. The problem is thier gaze works its deadly magic on cell phone cameras, too.

 

How many basilisks does it take to rob a bank?

 

Oh, and https://dragcave.net/view/STeVc

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It takes one basilisk, all he has to do is look around. 
 

If a container ship fell out of the sky, wouldn’t that make it a cargo plane?

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No, but it would get you a billion dollar fine if lodged in a certain shipping canal.

 

What are the risks of fire, and how can I avoid them?

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