Posted March 3, 2021 Wild animals throwing your stuff everywhere while searching for food. Do garden gnome statues deserve their lurking evil gargoyle-like reputation? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 3, 2021 Probably, they are made of stone If moles flew, than would birds burrow through the ground? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 5, 2021 The hawks would be playing Whack-A-Mole. What if platypuses are imaginary? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 5, 2021 Probably in the beehive outside. If cats didn’t exist, would cuddles and purring not exist either? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 5, 2021 Sounds reasonable. 🤔 I saw a pic of a dingo eating a shark while watching two big snakes doing the horizontal bop. Real life isn't like that. You're wearing them. Why haven't we tame spiders to harvest silk from? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 8, 2021 Because spiders don't grow on trees, ya know. How high is that? *points* Share this post Link to post
Posted April 4, 2021 That's pretty high! Like 8 high, youknowwhatimsayin? Where do sharks come from? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 4, 2021 Better than being Nehi. Waterspouts. You've seen the documentary, right? They swarm together and form waterspouts to maximize breeding opportunities and make sure the female sharks are well fortified with meat. Why didn't the Easter bunny come? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 4, 2021 December 25th is his day. You must be thinking of Shaun the Leprechaun. Why is it so windy? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 4, 2021 God has the fan turned on. Why is sunny today? I wanted rain. Share this post Link to post
Posted April 4, 2021 He turned on the space heater, too. What is a chicken? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 4, 2021 Obviously it's a small feathered dragon that is mostly defenseless and not smart. It is prolific, though. Hides its eggs among the dragons' like a cuckoo bird. The Mistras are dismayed at how poorly the males of this species sing. I'm looking at the AP. Where are the Easter Eggs? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 8, 2021 They all hatched and ran away. What do I do if Simon says "Ask a stupid question"? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 8, 2021 You must obey Simon Says or things will happen. 🎈🤡 🕳️ Why did plants have to choose pollen as the popular form of reproduction? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 9, 2021 Why didn't you? All the cool plants are doing it. 🌿🌱🌲🌳🐝 What's up with pigeons, eh? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 9, 2021 They're waiting for a Nocturne to assume its diurnal form. It's a feud. Why do we have bad dreams? Sleep is supposed to be restorative. Share this post Link to post
Posted April 14, 2021 Because inside, we are truly just bad people. What would happen if you ditto a ditto? Would the universe collapse on itself? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 15, 2021 Well, according to the laws of quantum physics, if you ditto a ditto, you get Ditto² and if you keep going, you might crash the universe. So I don't recommend you do this unless you make a save file or can reboot the universe. Why's everyone so obsessed with dragons on this site? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 15, 2021 Because no one else likes dragons like the people on this site. What would a chicken nugget space program be named? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 15, 2021 Project Sorry We're Out Of Dipping Sauce Why do Undines have horns? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 16, 2021 Because there just water devils. If a basilisk texted you with a smiley face, would you die, as looking directly into a basilisks yes kill you? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 16, 2021 That only happens if the smiley is a sticker on the basilisk's selfie. The problem is thier gaze works its deadly magic on cell phone cameras, too. How many basilisks does it take to rob a bank? Oh, and https://dragcave.net/view/STeVc Share this post Link to post
Posted April 16, 2021 It takes one basilisk, all he has to do is look around. If a container ship fell out of the sky, wouldn’t that make it a cargo plane? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 16, 2021 No, but it would get you a billion dollar fine if lodged in a certain shipping canal. What are the risks of fire, and how can I avoid them? Share this post Link to post
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