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Scaredhappyguy, March 8, 2014 in Forum Games
Posted March 3
Pong, of course.
What is the meaning of life?
God likes to watch you suffer. He has an infinite tub of popcorn for the show.
How do I turn on energy saving mode on the cat?
Isn't that already permanently on? If not, just boop its nose.
What is that strange noise outside?
Wild animals throwing your stuff everywhere while searching for food.
Do garden gnome statues deserve their lurking evil gargoyle-like reputation?
Probably, they are made of stone
If moles flew, than would birds burrow through the ground?
Posted March 5
The hawks would be playing Whack-A-Mole.
What if platypuses are imaginary?
Then Australia is, too.
Honey, where are my pants?
Probably in the beehive outside.
If cats didn’t exist, would cuddles and purring not exist either?
Sounds reasonable. 🤔 I saw a pic of a dingo eating a shark while watching two big snakes doing the horizontal bop. Real life isn't like that.
You're wearing them.
Why haven't we tame spiders to harvest silk from?
Posted March 8
Because spiders don't grow on trees, ya know.
How high is that? *points*
Posted April 4
That's pretty high! Like 8 high, youknowwhatimsayin?
Where do sharks come from?
Better than being Nehi.
Waterspouts. You've seen the documentary, right? They swarm together and form waterspouts to maximize breeding opportunities and make sure the female sharks are well fortified with meat.
Why didn't the Easter bunny come?
December 25th is his day. You must be thinking of Shaun the Leprechaun.
Why is it so windy?
God has the fan turned on.
Why is sunny today? I wanted rain.
He turned on the space heater, too.
What is a chicken?
Obviously it's a small feathered dragon that is mostly defenseless and not smart. It is prolific, though. Hides its eggs among the dragons' like a cuckoo bird. The Mistras are dismayed at how poorly the males of this species sing.
I'm looking at the AP. Where are the Easter Eggs?
Posted April 8
They all hatched and ran away.
What do I do if Simon says "Ask a stupid question"?
You must obey Simon Says or things will happen. 🎈🤡 🕳️
Why did plants have to choose pollen as the popular form of reproduction?
Posted April 9
Why didn't you? All the cool plants are doing it. 🌿🌱🌲🌳🐝
What's up with pigeons, eh?
They're waiting for a Nocturne to assume its diurnal form. It's a feud.
Why do we have bad dreams? Sleep is supposed to be restorative.
Posted Wednesday at 02:31 PM
Because inside, we are truly just bad people.
What would happen if you ditto a ditto? Would the universe collapse on itself?
Posted Thursday at 04:32 PM
Well, according to the laws of quantum physics, if you ditto a ditto, you get Ditto² and if you keep going, you might crash the universe. So I don't recommend you do this unless you make a save file or can reboot the universe.
Why's everyone so obsessed with dragons on this site?
Posted Thursday at 06:00 PM
Because no one else likes dragons like the people on this site.
What would a chicken nugget space program be named?
Posted Thursday at 06:18 PM
Project Sorry We're Out Of Dipping Sauce
Why do Undines have horns?
Posted yesterday at 01:59 AM
Because there just water devils.
If a basilisk texted you with a smiley face, would you die, as looking directly into a basilisks yes kill you?
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