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Pong, of course.

 

What is the meaning of life?

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God likes to watch you suffer. He has an infinite tub of popcorn for the show.

 

How do I turn on energy saving mode on the cat?

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Isn't that already permanently on? XD If not, just boop its nose.

 

What is that strange noise outside?

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Wild animals throwing your stuff everywhere while searching for food.

 

Do garden gnome statues deserve their lurking evil gargoyle-like reputation?

 

 

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Probably, they are made of stone

 

 

If moles flew, than would birds burrow through the ground?

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Then Australia is, too.

 

Honey, where are my pants?

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Probably in the beehive outside.

 

If cats didn’t exist, would cuddles and purring not exist either?

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Because spiders don't grow on trees, ya know.

 

How high is that? *points*

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That's pretty high! Like 8 high, youknowwhatimsayin?

 

Where do sharks come from?

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Better than being Nehi.

 

Waterspouts. You've seen the documentary, right? They swarm together and form waterspouts to maximize breeding opportunities and make sure the female sharks are well fortified with meat.

 

Why didn't the Easter bunny come?

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December 25th is his day. You must be thinking of Shaun the Leprechaun.

 

Why is it so windy?

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He turned on the space heater, too.

 

What is a chicken?

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Obviously it's a small feathered dragon that is mostly defenseless and not smart. It is prolific, though. Hides its eggs among the dragons' like a cuckoo bird. The Mistras are dismayed at how poorly the males of this species sing.

 

I'm looking at the AP. Where are the Easter Eggs?

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They all hatched and ran away.

What do I do if Simon says "Ask a stupid question"?

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You must obey Simon Says or things will happen. 🎈🤡 🕳️

 

Why did plants have to choose pollen as the popular form of reproduction?

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Why didn't you? All the cool plants are doing it. 🌿🌱🌲🌳🐝

 

What's up with pigeons, eh?

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They're waiting for a Nocturne to assume its diurnal form. It's a feud.

 

Why do we have bad dreams? Sleep is supposed to be restorative.

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Because inside, we are truly just bad people. 
 

What would happen if you ditto a ditto? Would the universe collapse on itself?

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Well, according to the laws of quantum physics, if you ditto a ditto, you get Ditto² and if you keep going, you might crash the universe. So I don't recommend you do this unless you make a save file or can reboot the universe. 

 

Why's everyone so obsessed with dragons on this site?

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Because no one else likes dragons like the people on this site. 
 

What would a chicken nugget space program be named?
 

 

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Because there just water devils. 
 

If a basilisk texted you with a smiley face, would you die, as looking directly into a basilisks yes kill you?

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