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Because it's better to give than to get. 

Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

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Because entropy orders that doing nothing is how things should be within the universe.

 

What ARE gulls?

Edited by lovecats99
engrish

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With a beaned can.

 

What happened in the Infinity War movie? My entire family is in tears, and they don't even know of Marvel.

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Oh well that's simple. Basically, it was your average superhero film where the good guys save the day with the ending to Marley and Me pasted onto the end.

 

How do I pass my exams?

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Did you mean biscuit? Wait, which one: brisket or biscuit? Depends...

 

How do I get (more) lucky? Is there any way I can increase my chance of getting lucky? 

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It is scientific fact that bitcoins increase your life expectancy so you may therefore increase your luck if you mix a bitcoin with a black cat, a horseshoe, rabbits foot, four-and-a-half leaf clover, ten tonnes of fortune cookies and/or with a genuine human tail into a lucky, delicious smoothie, guaranteed!

 

Where do I go if I need to buy some bread?

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At the flower store. Breads grow from ground.

 

Why wouldn't the rest of world use the imperial system? 

Edited by Naraku

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A little birdie will tell you if you whistle.

 

While scripting, what will happen if I don't end a statement with a semicolon?

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 Your PC's fans will instantly disintegrate, your hard drive will haemorrhage and your computer will explode. So nothing too serious, thankfully.

 

What happens if I watch too much Monty Python? 

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Take your keyboard outside and pour the batter on it. Let the sun cook it. You get better texture if it's a mechanical keyboard.

 

Where can I see a blue baboon?

Edited by Naraku

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The northbound one. It's a long trip, though.

 

What is carrion?

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A British comedy film series following the shenanigans of strange British actors doing strange British things.

 

How do I edit my post?

Edited by lovecats99

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It's when your phone sprouts wings and flies. Your carrier rates will then change depending on the day of the week.

 

How are Twinkies made?

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Twinkies are cultivated on free-range Twinkie farms where domesticated twinkies enjoy a life of soothing sun until they are packaged into a prison of plastic and consumed by larger twinkies.

 

Where did the time go?

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