Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Lovecats]

Because entropy orders that doing nothing is how things should be within the universe.

 

What ARE gulls?

Edited April 29, 2018 by lovecats99
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[Lagie]

A mouse when it spins.

 

How do I bread dragons?

[Naraku]

Crave a bread loaf. The softer the better.

Why are some metals shiny?

[sh20000sh]

Because your mental is clean.

 

How should I eat canned bean?

[TheTrueMilkyBeast]

With a beaned can.

 

What happened in the Infinity War movie? My entire family is in tears, and they don't even know of Marvel.

[Lovecats]

Oh well that's simple. Basically, it was your average superhero film where the good guys save the day with the ending to Marley and Me pasted onto the end.

 

How do I pass my exams?

[Lagie]

With flying colours!

 

What time is lunch?

[Dragonessdown]

Never

I can have cookie?

[Naraku]

Did you mean biscuit? Wait, which one: brisket or biscuit? Depends...

 

How do I get (more) lucky? Is there any way I can increase my chance of getting lucky? 

[Lovecats]

It is scientific fact that bitcoins increase your life expectancy so you may therefore increase your luck if you mix a bitcoin with a black cat, a horseshoe, rabbits foot, four-and-a-half leaf clover, ten tonnes of fortune cookies and/or with a genuine human tail into a lucky, delicious smoothie, guaranteed!

 

Where do I go if I need to buy some bread?

[Naraku]

At the flower store. Breads grow from ground.

 

Why wouldn't the rest of world use the imperial system? 

Edited May 1, 2018 by Naraku

[sh20000sh]

You need to rest to use them.

 

Where am I now?

[Naraku]

A little birdie will tell you if you whistle.

 

While scripting, what will happen if I don't end a statement with a semicolon?

[Lovecats]

 Your PC's fans will instantly disintegrate, your hard drive will haemorrhage and your computer will explode. So nothing too serious, thankfully.

 

What happens if I watch too much Monty Python? 

[Lagie]

Bring out your dead.

 

How do I make waffles?

[Naraku]

Take your keyboard outside and pour the batter on it. Let the sun cook it. You get better texture if it's a mechanical keyboard.

 

Where can I see a blue baboon?

Edited May 4, 2018 by Naraku

[sh20000sh]

Same place where you can see blue rose.

 

Which bus should I take to go to Antarctica?

[Lagie]

The northbound one. It's a long trip, though.

 

What is carrion?

[Lovecats]

A British comedy film series following the shenanigans of strange British actors doing strange British things.

 

How do I edit my post?

Edited May 4, 2018 by lovecats99

[sh20000sh]

Edited just now by sh20000sh

 

What is Airplane mode on my phone?

[Lagie]

It's when your phone sprouts wings and flies. Your carrier rates will then change depending on the day of the week.

 

How are Twinkies made?

[Lovecats]

Twinkies are cultivated on free-range Twinkie farms where domesticated twinkies enjoy a life of soothing sun until they are packaged into a prison of plastic and consumed by larger twinkies.

 

Where did the time go?

[Reshiram5875]

it never existed......

 

 

 

 

what is love?

[Naraku]

A fleeting illusion made by butterflies.

 

What is the difference between sheep and ram?

[Lovecats]

Sheep are used to make sheepmen whilst rams are used to make ramen.

 

How many birds are there?

Edited May 9, 2018 by lovecats99
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