Posted February 7, 2019 Warning: genius answer incoming! It's very simple, really. Do a word shuffle, take the s out, arrange the word "ear", draw an extra line to the right of t to get a b, and glue it together to the left of the ear. Congratulations, follow these simple steps to help you get a bear :v What is Valentine, and can I eat it? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 8, 2019 Valentine is every heartthrob on every romance you ever see. Sorry that's the actual answer You name your child this if you watch too many cheesy romances. If you want to eat your child then sure, I won't judge Why is there an explosion of Xenowyrms in my scroll right now? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 8, 2019 Perhaps Loki is pulling a prank on you and making it appear that they're exploding. How did the colors get their names? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 8, 2019 A forum post that is secretly used by aliens to plan the demise of the earth by shrinking our brains by asking dumb questions How would a non-sentient pie destroy the universe? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 8, 2019 The world's life force turns out to be attached to that pie, and when we ate it, we killed the earth. What kind of joke is this? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 8, 2019 Clearly it fits into the Yagolmundivarichiumate Class of jokes. Why? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 8, 2019 Because when a dolphin dies the soul enters a human What is the point of living? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 8, 2019 A point on top of the "L" in "living." Why do humans eat? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 8, 2019 So the food doesn't feel bad. Why can't I find anyone who plays final fantasy xiv in my town? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 9, 2019 Because they all play Final Fantasy YLOHFEADGEVTRYIV, not XIV. Why can I not stop eating purple bannanas? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 9, 2019 Orange. What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 9, 2019 y=x+z= your final answer. And don't leave out the green-axis, otherwise they will feel sad. What does Y+X+D multiplied by runrnhurewnywriukv get you? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 9, 2019 You get your batter, put them into it, and then fry them. Now you have breaded dragons. When will an event start? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 9, 2019 when the world ends what is fraweges+ergeges-eirue Share this post Link to post
Posted February 9, 2019 hberingcuhonhukrscnriulmsfn byhuj9mhreymiwjrcmu98g734nucyhiueocnyr nxuy8nmguny89h A very reasonable response, me thinks. Why can't I kill a zombie Share this post Link to post
Posted November 26, 2019 They wear kevlar vests and are surrounded by a transparent wall What do I do with a cheese dragon? Share this post Link to post
Posted November 30, 2019 (edited) See if it hides treasures in it's cheese holes! (sorry for not adding a response the first time!) if you poke a cactus, will it poke you back? Do you both get stabbed? Edited November 30, 2019 by BeetleRei Share this post Link to post
Posted November 30, 2019 It depends on its mood. Reactions of a cactus you poke may range from an amused "hehe" (without any poking) to angry yelling and following you around for hours poking you "so you understand how annoying that is". When will dinosaurs return? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 1, 2019 As I know raptors will return after rupture. Which ink should I use on my monitor? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 22, 2021 Disappearing, so no one can peer over your shoulder at what you're illicitly looking at. What's the most popular video game among teens now? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 3, 2021 God likes to watch you suffer. He has an infinite tub of popcorn for the show. How do I turn on energy saving mode on the cat? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 3, 2021 Isn't that already permanently on? If not, just boop its nose. What is that strange noise outside? Share this post Link to post
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