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Hes bad at wrapping.

 

Where do I go in search of Candyland?

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It is not even at the map

Why Haxx #148 is the extremely angry Velociraptor?

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Because it's stupid

 

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

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Only the cry of the tormented soul of Groot.

 

Whats the most effective weapon avaliable during a Zombie Apocalypse?

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"Please stand up.." *cough* The real slim shady is actually an M&M (heh, get it? Eminem?). He was accidentally eaten by a dinosaur in 2005 and was never seen again. Until 2010 when he was resurrected as a Malteser.

 

What happens if I feed my non-existent cat marshmallows?

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It becomes existent. (Why? I don't know. Existency rules are complicated yo)

 

Where do flying pigs live?

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In the Aether. (They make great companions and sandwiches! Its like a meal on the go!)

 

What do you think is at the centre of the sun?

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Because you tore out it's eyes like your tore out my soul.

 

Whats the best thing about life?

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So its harder to get only the best Porkchops around!

 

How do I become an Artist?

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You must first sell your soul. Once that is done, you must further prove your worth, by living off of bread or whatever else you can scrounge up while using your newfound skills. Once you are proven worthy, you can gain the title of Artist.

 

What does human taste like?

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I do not know and I do not want to know! If you're that curious, go ask a Titan.

 

 

My plant just duplicated itself, I think there's a glitch, how do I fix it?

 

 

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Receive an USB for plant, then bury it within the plant roots. If the plant's slightly glowing, that means the USB has successfully connected to the plant. A window should come up on your computer. Open Ability Tab, then uncheck Duplication. Save to the plant, then close the window. Safely remove USB. You're done!

 

What does 4/20 mean? I've seen a lot of people say it.

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Its the method to safely divide 20 by 4 to get 5 without causing a black hole. It also represents 4/20 which was yesterday. (Monday)

 

How do I do origami?

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You rip your whole paper

Why Red Eyes Black Dragon #3758 hide from Valvatorez?

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No I do not

Why Red Eyes Black Dragon #3759 threw doughnuts at Darien?

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People will get a free 5 dollars gift card for Walmart.

 

My iPad's thingy is at 1%. What will happen when it reaches 0%?

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You're lying. Apple products get to ~10% battery life and then just die for no reason. I will now pelt you with moldy french fries as an act of discipline for misleading me.

 

Can a tinder box?

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Only if it has the courage to spark a fight.

 

Sweet! I got a new job as the night-guard at the pizzeria! Who wants pizza?

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