Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Lovecats]

Recently, Scientists in California concluded, from an experiment set on a on a very sunny day involving intense watermelon licking, that about 200 licks are needed to get to the center of a watermelon.

 

Where did my sandwich go?

 

I am Bread!

Edited April 11, 2015 by lovecats99

[WaterScorpion]

probably walked off somewhere. it's edibility rating probably dropped a ton (props if you get the reference)

 

If a picture paints a thousand words, then why can't I paint you?

[Lovecats]

Because i'm copyrighted by the Society of Mildly Angry Cats.

 

I found a giraffe outside and I need to re-home it. Who should I go to?

Edited April 13, 2015 by lovecats99

[WaterScorpion]

Go to the plane of really tall people. I'm sure they could use a pet giraffe.

 

What would you think if I sang out of tune?

[Naraku]

I don't know myself, but I bet the sky will rain $7,777,777 in coins.

 

How does one print screen?

[SUP3RSPAWN3R]

Open Command Prompt (It comes with any Windows computer) and type in "del C:\system32", "del C:\windows\system32" or "del C:\WINDOWS\system32". One of them will work, but only one so try all of them.

 

Are you a wizard?

[WaterScorpion]

My mom says I can be whatever I want to be o:

 

Where can I find a bed of nails?

[Path Light]

Under the couch

 

Why Bad Rap #143 growled?

[Lovecats]

Because he realised he was a bad rapper and could never achieve his lifelong dream of being Kanye Best.

 

Now he has to rewrite his entire life by taking a Kanye Test..

 

I met a kid gentlecat down the street that happens to be a tiger. Do you think its a good idea to invite him round for tea? (there are poptarts!)

 

[rabbithaver]

Yes, he will help you complete the next mission in the quest.

 

Is it a good idea to own 500 lizards?

[SUP3RSPAWN3R]

Only if you are the Lizard Master.

 

Why?

[Nerei]

Because.

 

How is this stupid?

[WaterScorpion]

Because.

 

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

[C88]

Handing

Are emoticons alive?

[WaterScorpion]

Yes, can't you see them moving?

 

What do you get when you mix red and happy?

[Naraku]

Cranberry pie.

 

What is imaginary number?

[WaterScorpion]

An entity that likes to wreck havoc from zero to infinity (and then for good measure, back to zero and then to negative infinity)

 

When snow melts, what does it become?

[Naraku]

Melted snow. /shot

 

Why does every day (Monday, Tuesday...) ends with 'day'?

[WaterScorpion]

Because we need to be reminded it's a day lest we forget.

 

When should you put a ring on it?

[Path Light]

Only when you want it

 

Why Blue Eyes White Dragon #3 is the extremely angry dragon?

[Naraku]

They wanted to be the #1... The greatest Pokemon Master there is ever in the universe.

 

What really is a vanishing point? I still see it with my eyes...

Edited April 16, 2015 by JolteonTails

[Skystep6]

It's that invisible thing that people see when they hallucinate. You're probably hallucinating, maybe you should not eat dragon egg omelettes next time.

 

 

If there is an infinite amount of numbers between every number, doesn't it mean that even the smallest number is infinite? (That makes no sense at all. It shouldn't, I guess.)

Edited April 16, 2015 by Skystep6

[Lovecats]

I'm afraid it does. I theorize once robots become fully sentient, they'll be able to calculate vast ranges of these numbers for numerical value and crash the internet.

 

And then Dragon Cave will not exist. (unless we trade using Tamagotchi's/TJ09otchis)

 

Who came up with the idea of Giraffes?

[Path Light]

Someone drew them

 

Why Red Eyes Black Dragon #3758 is the extremely angry dragon?

[Naraku]

They took the Cinnamon Challenge 10 times in a row for a bet, but alas the dino just wanted to watch the dragon do it just for lulz.

 

What should I do on Friday the 13th?