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Yup! When they're feeling down, they simply 'Coo' in sadness and nuzzle the nearest being.

 

I found a spotted mushroom in the forest and I think I should eat it. What are the side effects of eating a Dragon Toadstool?

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It would cause you to see dinosaurs that are real

Why Blue Eyes White Dragon #3 growled?

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because you have asked a stupid question

 

why so pineapples sing?

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To mourn the loss of their sweet fruity friends.

 

If I invent the anti-telescope, do you think NASA will hire me? (anti-telescopes do the opposite of what a telescope does)

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No, they will not

Why Red Eyes Black Dragon #3758 is the angry dragon?

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Because he doesn't exist.

 

Why is Pusheen the chosen one?

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Because his sentences don't make sense.

 

Why does Cat No.99 have claws?

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Because it stole it from the other 98 cats

 

What is the velocity of an unladen swallow?

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There would be a live-action, Lego Game and Pixar crossover with Shrek. It'll never be ogre..

 

How fast can a Kangaroo hop on the moon?

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We'd all live very boring lives.

 

Hey! Where did the sun go?!

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ɥ̻͎̻̙̠̀̑͋͊̋̏̓ʇ͎̩̣͍̹̉ɐ̻͔̒̑ͮͥ̐͛̏͘ǝ̮ͤ̉ͦ̒p

 

Is it possible to break maths?

 

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You can break math by dividing by zero. Finding square root of -56, too.

 

Where can I find rare Pepes? /shot to death

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Travel deep into a huge swamp area equipped with a golden box full of flies. The gold will attract all sorts of pepes, even the rare ones, but reserve the flies for a rare pepe and it's yours.

 

How does one make coffee ketchup?

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Simple! Just place some coffee beans in the cup, then add some ketchup, then travel to the volcano and heat the cup above the lava! Voila!

 

Why my can of corn I bought today is acting weird?

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Very effective for its speed and low cost. However, even a breeze could cause it to roll over or fly away (there is no need to be upset).

 

Why is infinity's symbol a weird sideways 8?

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Because infinity is 888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 .....................................

 

Why does my cat have a tail?

Edited by Keekeecat

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It does not want to not have a tail

Why Bad Rap #143 is the extremely angry Velociraptor?

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