Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Naraku]

I see one chickadee outside. And the decorative metal bird on bird bath if you count that. So I see two birds.

 

What is DDoS?

[ghostmateria]

Dramatic Dragons on Saturn.

 

Why don't cats have thumbs?

[Augie279]

They do. Or at least that's what they think.

Could you move someone using a vacuum cleaner?

[Lovecats]

Yes! - a whole ant colony. Though I don't think they'd be very pleased about it.

 

What should I name my first born child?

[Lagie]

First.

 

Why is a duck when it quacks?

[Naraku]

It quacks because is a duck now.

 

What is the difference between  and 😀 ?

Edited May 17, 2018 by Naraku

[Quackery-]

One is more awkward

 

why don't I have any room for more dragons

[Lagie]

You forgot to pay your rent again, didn't you?

 

Where's Waldo?

[Lovecats]

Look behind you.

 

What's up?

[Naraku]

Spiders.

 

What is, and what is not?

[Augie279]

Simulations. You're in one right now.

 

Where did all my dragons go?

[Lovecats]

On holiday. To Argentina. Its so nice there in the Summer.

 

New phone, who dis?

[SyntheticSiivally]

This the old phone

 

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

[Naraku]

It's a possessed phone out to implant their virus through your ear. Kind of like a mimic but a phone. 

 

How can I make a chimera?

[Orange Sunrise]

By crossing a regular dragon with a pygmy.

 

Why is the sky blue?

[SyntheticSiivally]

Because it's really just a floating ocean.

 

But why is the ocean on the surface of the earth blue then?

[Lovecats]

Because the yellow is afraid of the sun.

 

Where did my slippers go?

[SyntheticSiivally]

Under the slippery slip made of banana peels.

 

What would happen if chickens exist?

[Naraku]

It would mean the chicken actually came before the egg.

Why are most chicks yellow?

[Rememberdrgns]

Because limes are green

 

What is 24?

[SyntheticSiivally]

The meaning of death, the distortion world, and nothing.

 

Is it possible to count to potato?

[sh20000sh]

As they are fruit, we should count them with 'dozens'.

 

What time is it now?

[Sunlexor]

I believe it is the June of 1st

 

Why is it so hot outside!

Edited June 2, 2018 by Sunlexor

[Naraku]

Because the sun is sweating.

 

Why do bees exist? 

[Natayah]

To BEE Contempollinated.

 

 

Why can't I put food into my tummy thru my belly button?

Edited August 26, 2018 by Natayah