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It takes one basilisk, all he has to do is look around. 
 

If a container ship fell out of the sky, wouldn’t that make it a cargo plane?

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No, but it would get you a billion dollar fine if lodged in a certain shipping canal.

 

What are the risks of fire, and how can I avoid them?

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The risks of fire is losing everything you have. The way to avoid it is to burn everything to ash yourself before sone random fire can.

 

What is that smell? Can you smell that smell? 

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Oh yeah I can. It’s my b.o.

 

How was the Panama Canal really made?

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No, I don't need one because i'm always right. B)

 

If i'm a cat, what are you?

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A dog, of course! XD

 

Where do stars go in the daytime?

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They hide in wells and chimneys and tall vertical cylinders like that.

 

Why does it have to be colder in the early morning?

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Because if it was warmer we all wouldn't be so excited to get out of our comfy beds and head off to work or school. Duh! 🙃

 

Since fish are obviously pretty darm smart from all those years of schooling, why do they still fall for the worm on a hook trick every time?

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Because all that schooling taught them there is only one right answer on a test and rewards only go to the top scorers. So they immediately go for the reward before anyone else sees it.

 

Why am I not excited to get out of a warm comfy bed on a cold morning?

Edited by Long_Before_Sunrise

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Because the bed has covertly developed a parasitic, psychic relationship with you overnight. If you leave it dies so, please, just make yourself comfy!

 

What's that strange, tight feeling in my belly?

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Ok, I'm doing as you say and if anyone asks, I'm telling them that you told me to.

 

It's the butterflies hatching in your stomach. They'll escape when you burp or pass gas.

 

Why do cats beg for food then refuse to eat it?

 

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 Because they just don’t like the slop you feed them. 
 

When the internet ends, will keyboard cat play nonstop whenever you try to access  it?

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The internet will end? :blink:

 

Why do we use bookmarks?

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Becasue were in an era of online text. Also, books are getting longer
 

What would happen if I (insert stupid question here)

 

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Edit: I have been :ph34r:. I think my response works out just as well, though.

 

What happened here???

Edited by lovecats99

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You decided to add Corruption instead of Crimson to your terraria world.

 

Can I please have the nuclear launch codes?

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Here you go. *hands you a 5 1⁄4-inch (133 mm) floppy disk*  You didn't ask for the current one.

 

Why do mosquitoes exist?

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They exist to die. 
 

Can someone give me the CURRENT nuclear launch codes?

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Sure thing, here you go:

Spoiler

They're in this bag of currants:

Dried Black Currant Fruits(id:6184764) Product details ...

 

How can I improve my back posture?

 

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You spend too much time bending forward. You need to do this six times every day to reverse it. Don't listen to this guy, he doesn't know what he's talking about.

 

Are They gone yet?

Edited by Long_Before_Sunrise

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Auntie and uncle are still here. Come downstairs! We have brownies, orange juice and endless criticism for you.

 

What was I just thinking about?

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I only like one of those things.

 

You were thinking about how cats can discern the items you like from the ones you don't care about, and make sure they push the ones you're going to care about off so they hopefully break/scatter.

 

Why are cats jealous of inanimate objects?

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