What not to say to a Newbie

[Quinney]

You can't. All participating lists are full.

 

How many of my 20 dragon fodders are likely to turn zombie on 31st?

 

 

[Draconiusultamius]

Depends on wether the zombie apocalypse occurs.

 

Can I kill my leetle tree?

[Naraku]

Of course you can. Simply just step on it (yes, it's a "leetle" tree) or chop it down with a leetle axe.

 

Where can I post my trade link on Dragon Cave site itself for everyone to see?

[coo_]

Make a forum account and direct message it to TJ, he'll take care of it.

 

What's the purpose of the incubate BSA?

[Lagie]

So you can have eggs with your bacon.

 

Why has my egg died? I'm sure I looked at it once.

[Quinney]

It was probably too shy. 

 

How can I get female Sinomorphs?

 

[Lagie]

Buy one of your males a dress and send it to a gender change specialist.

 

How do I get a chicken egg?

[Naraku]

Assuming you already have a hen on your scroll, look for a rooster somewhere at the Forest biome. Just try not to encounter a cockatrice.

 

How can I tell if an egg have a cool code?

[Orange Sunrise]

By flipping it upside down.

 

How do I get a zombie?

[Andromen]

By killing and reviving a lot of dragons.

 

What is a checker?

[Lagie]

Actually, the word you want is checkers. It is a game played on the same board as chess. Mind that your dragons don't stomp on it, though.

 

I wrote a description. Why isn't it showing on my dragon's page?

[Andromen]

Because you forgot to save it and so a hungry dragon ate it. Save next time!

 

If dragons roar, then why can't I hear them? I know for sure I'm not deaf!

[Naraku]

They don't roar, they squeak. Be sure to walk up close to any dragon if you want to hear them. Sometimes they're just shy.

 

Where is the monthly raffle page?

Edited February 6, 2018 by Naraku

[Lagie]

In the monthly newsletter, of course. Page 13, near the back.

 

How do I become a mod?

[WildestRose]

Make a topic with neon coloured words all over it, and use horrible grammar on the post. It's sure to make the current mods think you're unique and funny, and certainly mature enough for the spot!

 

How do I make hybrid dragons?

 

 

[Andromen]

You only breed hyped ones. Done!

 

I've heard about a very, rare dragon who is called Neglected dragon. Can I find it in one of the locations?

[Lagie]

If you look in the dark dusty corners under the dust bunnies, you might find one. Their eggs glow in the dark.

 

How do I get a stack of flying pancakes? I hear they're popular.

[Reshiram5875]

You take a stack of pankakes and give it wings

 

Why does my chicken egg have a hole in it

[Naraku]

It got cracked. You should throw it out or make some scrambled eggs with it.

 

When will Valentine dragons breed true this year?

[The Dragoness]

As soon as you give them chocolates and roses.

 

How do I get a GoN?

[WildestRose]

Collect every type of dragon from the caves, and have them all collectively scream at a marble statue of the GoN.

 

What happened to the Alt Sweetlings?

Edited February 8, 2018 by WildestRose

[Sesshomaru]

They went there and back again, just like Bilbo Baggins.

 

How do I become a DC Mentor?

[Chaos Rider]

You post as much advice on this thread as you can. Eventually the mods will notice your good work and make you one

 

Why did my leetle tree change shape?

[Lagie]

There was a topiary expert in the neighbourhood recently. He probably had something to do with it.

 

Why can I only have two caveborns of each Valentine's dragon?

[WildestRose]

Caveborn Valentine's dragons are actually the most powerful dragons in the Dragon Cave world. If you get more then two caveborns of each on a scroll...well let's just say it won't end well.

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If the dragons are so smart like their description says (Dragons are highly-intelligent reptilian creatures), then why would they inbreed, knowing the dragon they're breeding with is related to them?