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What not to say to a Newbie

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The one you can't find.

 

Why can I only have two CB Christmas dragons?

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Like old Tang and linden leaves mixed with death mana.

 

Why do dragon breed names show up in the code of a very different breed of dragon? 

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If you look at the dragon at night, you will realize it has been the different breed of dragon all along.

 

How do I stop my eggs from getting sick?

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An apple a day.

 

Why is my siyat green? I wanted purple.

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You didn't give the egg enough time to ripen. It needed more time on the vine.

 

Do CB Dark Green dragons grow on eggplants?

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They prefer zucchini.

 

Why is my undine yellow?

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It was sunburnt.

 

why is my mint on the ceiling?

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Velcro.

 

How do I get a dark vine?

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Turn off the screen brighness on your phone.

 

Why are the Harkenfrost dragons so active in North America this week?

(3rd topage!)

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Because the weather is cold.

 

Why is it so difficult to neglect a dragon?

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They're very needy.

 

I need a male dragon. How do I make that happen?

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Turn the tv to a sports game, put out beer and pretzels and grills some steaks.

 

If Valentine Dragons are Springtime dragons, why are Seasonals still laying Winter eggs?

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Because the Seasonals live up north where it is still snowing.

 

How do I see a dragon's lineage?

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Ancestry.com

 

How do I get my electric to turn blue?

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Leave it out in the cold.

 

Why can I never find what I want in the AP?

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Because you need to have your eggs slots empty, click on eggs as fast as you can, check each one in seconds and discard the undesirables and repeat. Fast, fast, fast!!!

 

How do I unfreeze my hatchling?

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Flamethrower.

Call @Fortune86.

 

Why is it so hard to summon a Guardian of Nature?

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Because Gaurdians of Nature are lazy and don't want to go to work.

 

Why did my dragons create a different species after breeding them?

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Because wild dragons can't read.

 

Why is this egg with a Gas code an Aria dragon instead of a Balloon dragon?

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Because we can't be allowed to have nice things.

 

Why does a Skywing dragon have the code Eden?

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Because it will escape to Heaven.

 

Where do I get a Haiku egg for this trade?

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Just match the format,

Haiku is a lineage term.

Three gens to pattern.

 

Are there other updside down dragons other than Mint?

 

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Only when they fall.

 

Why is that delta small?

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Its growth was stunted by prolonged drought.

 

Is my Thuwed Vampire going to repulse every egg he successfully bites?

Edited by Long_Before_Sunrise

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