What not to say to a Newbie

[hazeh]

They need to take parenting classes first-- they're not ready to raise a child together yet!

 

Why are the Frostbite's tails disappearing? 

[Lagie]

Shhh. You weren't supposed to notice that.

 

What does a palette in someone's forum profile mean?

[Reshiram5875]

It means they are secretly paint palettes trying to take over earth.......RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!

 

 

Why did my eggs get so many views???

 

 

 

[Sesshomaru]

Some very caring and understanding people called trolls want to make sure your eggs get more than their share. Aren't they generous?

 

What happens when a two-headed dragon falls in love with a one-headed dragon?

Edited March 4, 2018 by Sesshomaru

[EndOfTheWorld]

You get a dragon with one and one-half heads. 

 

What is this 'sickness' attached to my eggs that is making them soft?

[Funcatz]

 The sickness is undercooked eggs and you should boil them for 8-10 minutes on simmer.

 

What can I do with my dragons now they are adults?

Edited March 4, 2018 by Funcatz
Incompleted

[Draconiusultamius]

Make them fight to the death!

 

How do I find a specific user?

[EndOfTheWorld]

Hire a private investigator to find them for you.

 

Where does one store their aquatic dragons that cannot live on land?

[ArgentiAertheri]

Try the bathtub!

 

Why does neglecting a dragon take so much work?

[Draconiusultamius]

It takes a moment to know them, but a lifetime to forget them.

 

Why is the profile so hard to edit on mobile?

[Naraku]

It's because Invision wants people to use PC instead of mobile.

 

Why did my CB Gold die? I didn't put it in any hatchries, but it still got thousands of views. 

[EndOfTheWorld]

Because it was diagnosed with a deadly disease called "Dead Dragon Syndrome" and decided to kill itself and end its own misery. 

 

Why is it that my hatchies seem to constantly bite eachother?

Edited March 9, 2018 by SarkhanVol

[Draconiusultamius]

Because they are biting each other.  Maybe try giving them more food.  Make sure not to put your hand too close though...

 

What is invision?

[Sesshomaru]

A conglomerate of monumental stupidity.

 

How do I code a hatchery?

[Quinney]

I've no idea, if you find out, let me know.

 

Why do my Zyu's seem to stay sick forever?

[Draconiusultamius]

Have you tried sinomorphing them lately?

 

Someone's scroll states they have a platinum trophy and yet, I only see growing dragons.  Where are the adults?

[EndOfTheWorld]

Murdered in cold blood to feed all the hatchlings. 

 

Why don't Xenowyrms have legs or wings?

[Quinney]

Because the spriter ran out of ink.

 

Will there be a special easter dragon this year?

[Draconiusultamius]

No, but there might be a bunny lurking around.  If you catch it and send it's head to T.J., you can get a CB prize.

 

How is the raffle winner chosen and how random is the actual system?

[Naraku]

The raffle system is heavily biased toward those with bronze or no trophy. It also makes sure if the player is going to take a long hiatus.

 

Why can't Sinomorph breed true?

[EndOfTheWorld]

Because in order to breed it you have to kill it first. 

 

Why do my eggs have holes in their centers?

[Lagie]

That's to string the string through so you can hang them on your Easter tree.

 

Drakes and dragons and pygmies! Oh my! What's the difference?

[ArgentiAertheri]

Spelling, obviously 

 

Why are silver eggs silver?

[Naraku]

Silver dragons are actually not silver. The real Silver egg is rose gold. Silver dragon egg is actually a doppelganger and will escape into the wilderness when it hatches.

 

What is the point of releasing dragons into the wilderness? 

Edited March 10, 2018 by Naraku

[Draconiusultamius]

So they can be free to wreak havoc upon humans.  They really like doing that.

 

How do I reduce lag on my computer to get eggs faster?