Corrupt-A-Wish

[Digital Decay]

Granted. You now own a huge library... full of books in a language you can't read.

 

I wish I was happy.

[m_overdone]

Granted, but now that's the only emotion you can ever feel, to the exclusion of all others. Your incessant cheerfulness begins to grate on the nerves of those around you.

 

I wish I wasn't so tired...

[SoiledLove]

Granted, but now you are so full of limitless energy you explode.

 

I wish we didn't have HW.

[MariotheAwesome]

Granted. But the wish didn't know what you meant by we so It only granted it for me and you. Then everyone else got jealous and started beating you up

 

I wish I had a mansion

[KarrotKake]

Granted, but the mansion is made solely out of sticks and yarn.

 

I wish I got that glider done in time so I don't have to make up a flight log in the car tomorrow.

[DragonKami]

Granted, but it breaks on you when you use it.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was a ninja.

[Naraku]

Granted, you're now just this: Just a smiley. No limbs or anything.

 

I wish I had more time to read.

[PKfreeze]

Granted, but you can only read horribly written books.

 

I wish Pokemon were real.

[heytheregirl]

Granted, but your town is ravaged by the angry shiny Gyarados, and you have no PokeBalls.

 

I wish I could walk faster.

[Zeditha]

Granted! Now you walk at the speed of sound and you are unable to stop or slow down. You're welcome.

 

I wish I had a cookie.

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but the cookie is made of concrete and you can't eat it.

 

I wish I had a scroll full of alt black dragons.

[sh20000sh]

Granted, All dragon in your scroll had been transformed to alt black dragons. But you decided to keep only one. Which one you will choose?

 

I wish exam would be finish today.

[Zeditha]

Granted, but it'll be two years until you get the results and there's a 50% chance between you having failed them all and gotten top marks in everything.

(I understand your pain, though - my GCSEs start in just a few weeks!)

 

I wish I owned a CB Prize.

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but now everyone is pming you and asking you to breed a 2nd gen prize for them and you are so busy with that you don't have time to continue the lineages you wanted for yourself.

 

I wish I could eat all the chocolates I want and still be healthy.

[Zeditha]

Granted! But now everything else you eat gives you horrible stomach cramps. Even cake. :3

 

I wish I had infinite PM folder space so I didn't have to delete my conversations.

[chickadeelover]

Granted, but someone hacked your account and put a huge Twilight gif that completely covers your sig...and you can't change it.

 

I wish I could get a new iPhone.

[heytheregirl]

Granted, you got a 5c. The c stands for cardboard.

 

I wish I could burrow a hole in the ground.

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but you burrow so deep that you can't get out.

 

I wish I could have fresh Georgia peaches every day.

[heytheregirl]

Granted. It's the only thing that you can eat. You are allergic to everything else.

 

I wish I could lose some weight.

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but you become so skinny everyone tries to fatten you up.

 

I wish I had CBs of everything.

[The Candidate]

Granted, but you forget your login information.

 

I wish Vincent Cyr was my boyfriend.

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but you forget your login information.

 

I wish Vincent Cyr was my boyfriend.

Granted, but he smokes cigarettes and now your house smells like smoke.

 

I wish I had hundreds of kittens and puppies.

[The Candidate]

Granted, but he smokes cigarettes and now your house smells like smoke.

 

I wish I had hundreds of kittens and puppies.

Lol! I smoke.

 

Granted, but none of them are housebroken.

 

I wish I had a million dollars in unmarked bills.

[Wildmoon]

Granted, but its in monopoly money.

 

I wish I could use magic

[Quackerz]

Granted, but you cannot control any of it and you start using all kinds of totally random spells on everyone and everything.

 

I wish I could breathe in space!