Corrupt-A-Wish

[ViperSwan]

Granted but you drain the world's power and are sent to prison.

 

I wish I had one million dollars in carrot top hats covered in spiny mints!

[Lemniscate]

Granted, but no one will buy them and you're stuck with so many hats you can't even live in your house with them.

 

I wish I could have a fluffy chicken to hug

[Lady-Emrys]

Granted but the chicken doesn't like hugs to it pecks your eyes out.

 

I wish I had a penny.

[Gruff]

Granted. Have fun with Penny Marshall. ( actress who played Laverne on Laverne and Shirley about 40 years ago. )

 

I wish to win the Mega Millions Lotto on Saturdays drawing.

Edited January 1, 2016 by Gruff

[Lady-Emrys]

Granted, but you have to claim it on your taxes and you end up owing the IRS all of it.

 

I wish I my puppy wasn't so afraid of the fireworks.

[Lemniscate]

Granted, but now its obsessively in love with fireworks and won't stop barking till you take them to see fireworks.

 

I wish I could use magic

[Dragoniclove123]

Granted, but you summon hungry Vampire dragons

I wish that I was a cat

[Lemniscate]

Granted, but you forget your humanity

 

I wish I would always have perfect eyesight

[Dragoniclove123]

Granted, but the perfect vision only works for one day, and then you are blind. You can't take care of your eggs, and now a Vampire dragons eats your dragons.

I wish that I was in MLP.

[Lemniscate]

Granted, but you're still human and in real life high definition quality and are therefore shunned

 

I wish headaches didn't exist

[Lady-Emrys]

Granted but instead of headaches you get something much worse.

 

I wish my stomach didn't feel icky.

[Dragoniclove123]

Granted, but now you are a egg because you sold your humanity for it,.

I wish I was a vampire dragon!

[Lemniscate]

Granted, but now you have chronic coughing due to a glitch in the transformation and are not able to bite eggs, starving yourself to death.

 

I wish my hair would defy physics and perpetually wave around majestically

[Lady-Emrys]

Granted but it gets in the way a lot so you end up having to cut it all off again.

 

I wish I wasn't hungry right this moment.

Edited January 1, 2016 by Lady-Emrys

[m_overdone]

You are no longer hungry - you are, in fact, so stuffed that you are uncomfortable. And the feeling will be with you for the rest of your life.

 

I wish I was taller

[Dragoniclove123]

You are, but you die really early in life because of it.

I wish life was in a candyland!

[m_overdone]

You now live in Candyland - the game. You are a two-dimensional cartoon on a cardboard game board that some five-year-old loves a little too much.

 

I wish there were more than 24 hours in a day.

[Dragnilu]

granted but each day becomes longer and longer and someday the earth will stop rotate.

 

i wish i could meet markiplier

[m_overdone]

You meet him, but he turns out to be an a-hole.

 

I wish I could have an infinite supply of my favorite foods.

[Stromboli]

Granted. However, the entire supply was produced today, so I hope you can eat it all before it spoils, gets moldy, or goes stale.

 

 

I wish I had time and funds to travel to cool places.

[sh20000sh]

Granted. Now you are teleported somewhere in Antiarctica.

 

I wish this vacation never ends.

[blockEdragon]

alright but a horde of evil..things (writing level 99 i know) makes it their vow to make you vacation terrible in every possible way

 

i wish for a castle made of cheese weels and a unicorn that can sing really good songs!

Edited January 2, 2016 by blockEdragon

[Zeditha]

Granted, but the unicorn eats all the cheese and is so sick it runs away and you never see it again.

 

I wish for a hug.

[m_overdone]

Granted, but it is a huge, (literally) bone-crushing hug from a pro-wrestler, and it lasts about five minutes too long.

 

I wish I had a couple million dollars.

[winter_tea]

Granted, but as soon you put your money in the stock market, you lose all of it.

 

I wish I could be invisible.