Corrupt-A-Wish

[heytheregirl]

Granted. Your Fennekin evolved into Houndoom.

 

I wish I could ever be able to finish my writing project.

[DragonKami]

Granted, but it get an F-----+-

 

 

 

 

I wish that... Hm... I could think of a good wish...

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but then you spend all your time wishing and nothing else.

 

I wish I could live forever.

[DragonKami]

Granted, you can't die. But you outlive everyone you love. Much later, the world is absorbed by the sun, and you are pulled into the center, burning for all of eternity...

 

 

 

 

I wish for a evil turtle.

[audri0]

Granted, but the Turtle is so evil it'll destroys your entire house

 

I wish I wasnt shy

[DragonKami]

Granted, but know you have no shame. Who knows what you'll do.

 

 

 

I wish instead of me running forward, the world just went backwards.

[DuskOfTheStars]

Granted, but it goes backwards in time.

 

I wish I could get a checker of White and Silver.

[wondergirl888]

Granted. All dragons except the parents appear at least twice in the lineage.

 

I wish for candy

[DuskOfTheStars]

Granted, but it's poisoned.

 

I wish I could time travel freely to set right what went wrong in the past.

Edited May 28, 2016 by Dusky_Flareon

[Pauingen]

Granted. But it can only travel up to 5 years ago.

 

I wish I had a girlfriend...

[DragonKami]

Granted, but then you get bored of the dating sim.

 

 

 

I wish I was funnier.

[wondergirl888]

Granted. Now everyone is not as funny as you, and all comedians hunt you down because you ruined their career

 

I wish that I could mute and unmute people

Edited May 29, 2016 by wondergirl888

[DragonKami]

Granted, but when you mute people, you also mute yourself.

 

 

 

I wish I could pause and unpause time.

[wondergirl888]

Granted, but you pause yourself

 

I wish I was the president

[heytheregirl]

Granted... the way the US is heading, no additional curses are necessary.

 

I wish I could breathe water.

[DragonKami]

Granted, you breathe water into your lungs and die.

 

 

 

I wish I could change my clothes in the blink of an eye.

[sh20000sh]

Granted. But whenever you blink your eye it changes randomly. So situation like underwear only at crowded street can be happened.

 

I wish this weekend is not finished.

[-Frost-Fire-]

Granted, but you still have lessons.

 

I wish I could have a Loki costume that fits me and has no defects/problems, plus Loki's staff and helmet.

Edited May 29, 2016 by -Frost-Fire-

[DuskOfTheStars]

Granted, but it's invisible.

 

I wish I didn't need a FM system to hear people...

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but now your hearing is so acute that when pin drops it sounds like thunder.

 

 

I wish I had a microwave like the one on Star Trek where I could just ask for things "Earl Grey tea hot" and they would appear and I would never have to cook again.

[sh20000sh]

Granted. But, That is not included in database.

 

I wish I have a 3kg of gold.

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but you are afraid someone will take it so you carry it around everywhere with you and you get so tired of carrying it around.

 

 

I wish I had one tree that grew all the fruits I like, even watermelons and cantaloupes.

[wondergirl888]

Granted, but the tree is 1000 feet high, and there's a risk of watermelon and cantaloupe falling on your head

 

I wish I was in Japan, and could fully speak Japanese

[DragonKami]

Granted, but then Japan and where you live, switch people and culture.

 

 

I wish could control fire, then my house burned down.

[wondergirl888]

You corrupted your own wish...

 

I wish for chocolate