Corrupt-A-Wish

[OceanLorde]

Granted. But you will never have the degree or money t ever go to space.

I want a pet dragon !

[wondergirl888]

Okay. But that dragon is only for show and doesn't do any thing

I wish for hot chocolate mix to eat

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but you have tons and tons and boxes and tins of it and there is no room for anything else in your kitchen.

 

I wish I had a huge emerald.

[wondergirl888]

Granted, but it's so big it had to be cut up into smaller emeralds so it's no longer big.

 

I wish for a cat

[chickadeelover]

Granted, but it hasn't been declawed, and tears up all your furniture.

 

I wish I could eat all the desserts I want without feeling guilty.

[Radda11]

Done, But you still gain weight.

 

I wish for an endless packet of timtams.

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but you eat the timtams for days and weeks and month, and you can't even look at one anymore because you are so tired of eating them.

 

I wish I had a chihuahua the size of an elephant.

[wondergirl888]

Granted, but the Chihuahua is very annoying and loud.

 

I wish for my hair to be dyed purple

[heytheregirl]

Granted. The rest of you gets dyed neon yellow.

 

I wish I could make potions.

[wondergirl888]

Granted, but you can only make potions that make you hungry

 

I wish for a cup of tea

[DragonKami]

Granted, but it's poisoned.

 

 

I wish for butterscotch candy.

[Naraku]

Granted. You now have a butterscotch candy... But not anymore. It's now mine.

 

I wish I never lost Pokemon Yellow.

[DragonKami]

Granted, but you accidentally broke it instead.

 

 

 

I wish I had a magic pencil that never becomes dull and has the perfect eraser.

[Cloudwing]

Granted, but becuase of the magic picking it up gives you severe amnesia and you can no longer remember anything.

 

I wish that my phone would stop giving me random notifications.

[DragonKami]

Granted, but now it gives you very specific notifications then you realize that it 's talking to you and then it kills you in your sleep.

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a mop in my hand.

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but the mop is possessed and it thinks it is a broomstick and tries to fly you all over the world.

 

I wish I had a time machine.

[heytheregirl]

Granted, but it only goes forward, and you age whenever you use it. If you go five years forward, you're five years older, et cetera.

 

I wish I could grab one of those unstable eggs.

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[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but when it hatches the hatchie is so unstable it eats all the other dragons on your scroll.

 

I wish there was a new Star Trek series.

[audri0]

Granted, but you are not able to watch it.

 

I wish I had wings.

[DragonKami]

Granted, but you get dysfunctional hummingbird wings.

 

 

 

 

I wish I got a corrupted wish.

[wondergirl888]

Granted, but the corrupted wish makes you corrupt

 

I wish for the worlds biggest anime/manga collection

 

[heytheregirl]

Granted. It's all in Japanese.

 

I wish that I could pick up a Russian accent.

[Silver_Vaporeon]

Granted, but you have it forever and nobody can understand you.

 

I wish to be a domestic cat.

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, buy you are owned by a little old lady from Pasadena who pampers you so much, and carries you around the house all day, and never leaves you alone that you wish you were a wild cat.

 

I wish I had a flamethrower that never ran out of fuel.

[audri0]

Granted, but each time you use it your hands get burnt.

 

I wish I could move things with my mind.