Corrupt-A-Wish

[Zeditha]

Granted, but you can't turn back, and now everyone thinks you're missing.

 

I wish I had the purple cat from Jolly Follies...

[MariotheAwesome]

Granted, but Jolly Follies isn't on DC anymore so it's a green dog.

 

I wish, I had a plate of cookies.

 

 

[m_overdone]

Granted, but they're all overly stale and they break apart as soon as you pick them up.

 

I wish I was better at gardening.

[Zeditha]

Granted, but you accidentally grow a huge wall of brambles around your entire house. Oops.

 

I wish I was a dragon.

[Vrack]

Granted; however, you become a Frilled Dragon and people spend so much time fighting over who gets to have you that you don't have any time to enjoy being a dragon.

 

I wish to win the Powerball.

[m_overdone]

Granted, but you can only spend the money on gifts for other people.

 

I wish I was a cat.

[MariotheAwesome]

Granted, but cats are allergic to having 15-100 posts, so you're a green dog.

 

I wish, I was sanic.

[Lady-Emrys]

Granted, but as no one understands the reference you are left with a feeling a deepest regret and laothing of this wish.

 

I wish my sister and her friend would go to another room... any room but mine...

[m_overdone]

They go to another room... in another house... in another country. You never see either of them again.

 

I wish I lived in Narnia.

[Lady-Emrys]

((I am TOTALLY okay with that. You only said I never SEE them again. Hearing from them is completely different~ ))

 

Granted. However, you live there in a time when it is eternally winter so you freeze to death.

 

I wish it was a tiny bit warmer in this room...

[m_overdone]

((Lol! ))

 

Granted. It is now half a degree warmer than before.

 

I wish I was rich.

[Lady-Emrys]

((Hey, it is STILL warmer. I never got specific on how much warmer I wanted. ))

 

Granted, but you never get to spend your money on anything you want. You are constantly paying bills.

 

I wish pay day was on Wednesday instead of Friday.

[m_overdone]

Granted, but your check is halved.

 

I wish I lived in Prague.

[Digital Decay]

Granted.

You now live in Prague.

In a tent.

That was pitched right next to a garbage dump.

Its fabric has holes in it.

Winter is probably not going to be enjoyable...

 

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I wish I wouldn't worry so much.

 

[Zeditha]

Granted - all your previous worries come true. Nothing else to go wrong!

 

I wish I had my own planet.

[Moonwick]

Granted, but the planet is made of spiders and spiders only

 

I wish I could turn into a cat whenever I want to

[Cottoncat]

Granted, but the process of turning into a cat takes one and a half years to complete.

 

I wish I could create a talking shark

[Zeditha]

Granted, but it eats you. So much for diplomacy.

 

I wish I had social skills.

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but you have become a social butterfly, and spend all your time attending parties and chatting people up, and don't have time for anything else.

 

I wish I had a dozen CB golds.

[MariotheAwesome]

Granted, but there was a pillow dragon in Jolly Follies, and pillow dragons are kind of yellow, and gold looks similar to yellow..., and finally, Jolly Follies is not on DC anymore.., so, you got a dozen purple dogs instead.

 

I wish I had a Guardian of Nature.

[NarotizaDragonTamer]

Granted! You had a GoN. But you don't anymore, because it spontaneously combusted.

 

I wish I could shapeshift.

[Moonwick]

Granted..but you can only shapeshift into a 2-inch shorter version of yourself.

 

I wish I could pet every cat in the world.

[Digital Decay]

Wish granted, you can now pet every cat in the world. Unfortunately, you also develop a deathly cat allergy.

 

I wish my sleep schedule wasn't so messed up.

Edited February 16, 2016 by Digital Decay

[Lovecats]

Granted, but now your day schedule is just as messy!

 

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

[MariotheAwesome]

Granted! But you are forced to work, 24/7, for the rest of your life.

 

I wish that I was the president of the united states