Corrupt-A-Wish

[Twilight-Stasis]

granted, you have new nikes that came from the used bargain bin!

 

I wish I had magic

Edited December 15, 2015 by flame249

[StormBirdRising]

Granted but now every one knows you have magic and they follow you around asking for magical things all day and all night and you have no peace.

 

I wish I had a Mighty Ducks jersey with Paul Kariya's number on it.

[Lady-Emrys]

Granted, but the jersey is four sizes too small for you so you are unable to wear it.

 

I wish I had telekinesis.

[dark_and_stormy_heart]

Granted. But you can't control it. Or turn it off. *evil laughter interrupted by falling anvil*

 

I wish Supernatural were real. (I know, kind of a stupid thing to wish for. But I've seen enough of the show to know how to survive. Hopefully.)

[Gusearth]

Granted, except you forgot about some major details and end up dead within a few hours

 

I wish for my own penthouse in San Fransisco

[Kajun Kevin]

Granted, but the building was just destroyed by an earthquake.

 

I wish i could afford to take a vacation

[Lady-Emrys]

Granted, but the only places you can afford to go are places in your town.

 

I wish I could find my phone...

[Dragnilu]

Granted, but your phone explodes in your hands

i wish i had cheese

[Lady-Emrys]

Granted but the cheese makes you sick.

 

I wish I could get some sleep...

[Dragnilu]

Granted, but when you wake up you will forget everything

 

i wish i had a good dinosaur

[Kajun Kevin]

Granted but he also very clumsy and he just wrecked your entire house!

(You really should have left him outside)

 

I wish for a working wizards wand.

[Lady-Emrys]

Granted, but you can only preform one spell with it.

(And it ain't a useful one)

 

I wish it was easier to house train a puppy.

[Lemniscate]

Granted, but your puppy is so obedient it doesn't go even when it REALLY needs to and therefore explodes.

 

I wish I could get boxed happiness for Christmas

Edited December 29, 2015 by Silverphoenixx

[Cottoncat]

Granted! But the happiness has halfway turned into bitterness as it's been in a small box for quite some time.

 

I wish there would be snow outside

[Lemniscate]

Granted. But it's all yellow.

 

I wish that it would rain money

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but you are inside with a bad cough and everyone else gets all the money that is raining down from the sky.

 

I wish I had the biggest emerald ring that anyone has ever seen.

[Dragnilu]

Granted, but i stole it .......woooopps

 

i wish i had a drawing tablet

[Kajun Kevin]

Granted. I've even filled it up with doodles for you.

 

I wish i wasn't so sleepy. Time for bed...

[Dragnilu]

granted, you will never sleep again ......have a happy life

 

i wish i could travel a lot

[Kajun Kevin]

Granted. Your in a spaceship stuck in orbit with no way to change course.

 

I wish I could fly.

[Dragnilu]

granted, but every time you do so you fart all the time when you fly

 

i wish i could see the past and the future

[StormBirdRising]

Granted but you are so interested in the past and the future that you don't have time to live in the present.

 

I wish it was Christmas every day.

[Dragnilu]

granted, but everyone goes insane and no one is working.

haven't you seen the fairy odd parents special about it?

 

i wish i had an awesome laptop or PC

[Lemniscate]

Granted, but you are inside with a bad cough and everyone else gets all the money that is raining down from the sky.

^probably what would happen if my wish was granted right now even without it getting corrupted

 

Granted, but it's so awesome people kidnapped your relatives for ransom to get it.

 

I wish I would never get sick again.

[Dragnilu]

granted, but ase you never get sick you become imortal and you'll go insane.... have a happy life~ hehe

 

i wish i had the talent and programs to make a games i want