Corrupt-A-Wish

[Digital Decay]

Granted. You are the President of the United States, but unfortunately the majority of people seems to dislike you so much that they don't even bother with civil unrest. They simply found a new country, making you the president of pretty much nothing but a nice house with a well-kept lawn.

 

I wish I had a living, purring cat to cuddle with.

 

 

 

 

[SoiledLove]

Granted! But your cat eats you during the night.

 

I wish I had excellent grades

[AuraOfFloof]

Granted, but everybody else is failing now. Good job.

I wish I could actually get my hands on a CB Gold, once and for all.

[Digital Decay]

Granted. You get your hands on a CB gold - literally. Your hands permanently fuse to the shell of a huge golden egg, good luck doing your daily business until it hatches. And after that, the pieces still won't budge.

 

I wish I didn't have to go grocery shopping.

[SoiledLove]

Granted! But you starve yet can't die from it. You just feel eternally hungry.

 

I wish my brother wasn't so annoying.

[AuraOfFloof]

Granted. Now everyone else around you is obnoxious.

Didn't see that one coming, did ya?

I wish these heaters would turn off.

Edited February 22, 2016 by Geometry Dash YouNoob

[SoiledLove]

(Actually... I KNEW IT! I'm so awesome. *arrogant hair flip* )

 

Granted, but the freezer goes crazy and freezes you solid.

 

I wish I had no homework!

[Digital Decay]

Granted. You now don't have any homework anymore because you got kicked out of school.

 

I wish I was more creative with my wishes.

[SoiledLove]

Granted! But all of them go wrong, as you knew they would.

 

I wish I had a a cute, HARMLESS, cuddly animal to play with.

[Digital Decay]

Granted. You get a cute, harmless animal that will never bite or scratch you... um... you never specified it had to be alive, right? ;D

 

I wish a certain someone would hurry up and get their behind over here.

[AuraOfFloof]

Granted, your someone LITERALLY gets their behind over to you. The rest of the body remains where it was.

Okay, that got out of hand.

I wish I had some food. I couldn't find anything.

Edited February 22, 2016 by Geometry Dash YouNoob

[Digital Decay]

[That behind definitely looked better on the person that it did on its own.]

 

Anyway... wish granted. You now have some food! ...unfortunately it's just cat food. Sorry.

 

I wish I could tear myself away from my PC.

[SoiledLove]

Lol.

 

Granted! But you literally tear yourself away. In pieces. Muahahahaha cough...

 

I wish my cute, HARMLESS, cuddly animal was alive.

[AuraOfFloof]

Granted, it's alive. But then it decides to run away.

I wish I was a fluffy cat.

[SoiledLove]

Granted! But you are fluffy, legless cat

 

I wish I wasn't so scatterbrained

[AuraOfFloof]

Granted, the custodian has cleaned up your scattered brain bits

(Yup, I took it literally.)

I wish I was good at drawing.

 

[SoiledLove]

Granted! You become really good at drawing! But you draw too much and permanently damage your wrist.

 

I wish someone would do all my homework for me. Correctly.

[Digital Decay]

Granted. Someone does your homework correctly for you... shame that it's useless now, because your teacher decides to give you new assignments at the last minute.

 

[we really need to get away from doing harm to people and other creatures o_o]

 

 

I wish I didn't have to cook today.

[SoiledLove]

( we really do...)

 

Granted! Bianchi from KHR cooks for you instead! (Oh dang, harm again...)

 

I wish I had a mansion

[Digital Decay]

Granted! You now own a mansion... haunted by unspeakable abominations from other dimensions who crave to eat you alive. Oh, and it also doesn't have any bathrooms.

 

[Not sure if this was better.]

 

I wish I had more books to read.

[SoiledLove]

Granted! But before you can start reading, you ruin them by accidentally letting your dragon breathe fire on them (no harm to animals or people... But books...?)

 

I wish I had a better laptop

[AuraOfFloof]

Granted, but the brilliant graphics somehow blind you.

(I want a better laptop too :/)

I wish I had a decent amount of money.

[DragonKami]

Granted, but you have to kill all your family members for it.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I could get all the eggs i missed over the years.

[AuraOfFloof]

(Don't you think that got a bit out of hand?)

Granted, but tons of commons pile up on your scroll until you're locked, and you miss a lot of rares.

[Wildmoon]

Granted! But... they turn out to be chocolate eggs.

 

I wish I could meet my all-time-favorite musician. :3