Corrupt-A-Wish

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but all you have in your house and in all the stores, is chocolate, and chocolate, and more chocolate and you want something else to eat.

 

 

I wish I had a driver to drive me everywhere.

[wondergirl888]

Granted. He doesn't know how do drive

 

I wish I wasn't interrupted/ignored every time I talked

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but now every time you talk people stare and listen to every word and no one wants to say anything because they are too interested in what you have to say.

 

I wish I could eat anything I wanted without getting sick.

[Pauingen]

Granted, but you'll throw out every time you eat.

 

I wish I could change my appearance whenever I wanted to.

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but now you forget what you really look like.

 

 

I wish I had an endless supply of strong hot black coffee.

[DragonKami]

Granted, but then you become addicted, and drink yourself to death.

 

 

 

I wish I could change my body with the power of my mind.

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but then you can do everything with just your mind and you become too lazy.

 

 

I wish I had a fleet of fast cars.

[Quackerz]

Done, but not a single one of them has brakes.

 

I wish for the worlds biggest Oreo cookie!

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but you try to eat the whole thing at one time, and then you are so sick of Oreos you never want to see one again.

 

 

I wish I could invent something that would help everyone.

[bekhamliddell]

Granted, but you never are able to get it to properly work and it can only help 3 people of your choosing.

 

I wish I wasn't sick

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but you will be so healthy that people will stop visiting you and you will have to visit everyone and spend all your time taking care of everyone else.

 

I wish I had a dozen CB gold dragons.

[heytheregirl]

Granted, but you're egglocked.

 

I wish that I could see in the dark.

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but now you can't see in the dark

 

 

I wish I lived near an ocean.

[BrokenGems]

Granted, but now you can't go anywhere near the water because there is always a pack of very hungry sharks in it.

 

I wish I had one hundred Blusang Lindwurms.

[DragonKami]

Granted, the user "You" gets the dragons.

 

 

I wish I could stab myself, and absorb the knifes powers, becoming KnifeKami!

[heytheregirl]

Granted. Anything you touch gets damaged, as though you were slashing it with a knife. If you touch anyone, they bleed instantly.

 

I wish I had a dragon tail.

[wondergirl888]

Granted, buts it's super huge and slows you down. You also trip over it.

 

I wish for a tornado

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but you can't control it and it throws all the houses and cars everywhere, and everyone knows it was your tornado that did it.

 

 

I wish I had my own hurricane that I could send out anywhere.

[wondergirl888]

Granted, but it never comes back

 

I wish for a snack

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but someone sends you a trainload of snacks and there are so many snacks you don't know which one to eat first.

 

 

I wish I had a gorilla like the one from the Rue Morgue.

[DragonKami]

Granted, but you only virtually adopted it, and it's not really yours.

 

 

 

I wish a could burn myself alive and become the fire.

[DuskOfTheStars]

Granted, but someone called the Fire Department.

 

I wish I could manipulate the earth.

Edited June 2, 2016 by Dusky_Flareon

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but the rest of the planets align and send a death ray that vaporizes earth and you too, and everyone else.

 

I wish I could breathe fire.

[vibrancy]

Granted, but when you try to show people, the fire goes so far that they all get burnt to a crisp.

 

 

I wish for an ocean in my backyard

Edited June 2, 2016 by WaterDroplet

[RezaiK]

Granted but the ocean in your backyard is made up of polluted water

 

 

I wish I can control minds