Corrupt-A-Wish

[wondergirl888]

Granted, but every time you look at something, that object moves

 

I wish for everyone else in the world to turn into cats and all the cats in the world to turn into people

[heytheregirl]

Granted. All humans turn into tigers and eat all the humans.

 

I wish I could play the piano.

[wondergirl888]

Granted, but you can only play neko funjatta.

 

I wish for bacon

[American-Dragons]

Granted, but you have to watch the pig get slaughtered before eating it.

 

I wish for a Gold Dragon.

[vibrancy]

Granted, but it's has the most messiest lineage.

 

 

I wish for a dozen Frill hatchlings

[DragonKami]

Granted, but you get them in real life, they proceed to eat you, and die trapped in your home.

 

 

 

I wish that I was D E T E R M I N E D.

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but you become so focused on one task that the rest of your life becomes a shambles.

 

I wish I won the lottery when it was $140,000,000.

[wondergirl888]

Granted, but you get sick on the day you are supposed to claim it, so your best friend says he'll get the money for you, but keeps it for himself.

 

I wish for an oculus rift

[DragonKami]

Granted, but you play a scary game, and it gets stuck on your head.

 

 

 

I wish that I died for a few days, then was reborn like a phoenix.

[bekhamliddell]

Granted, but each time you're reborn you lose your memories and have to start new

 

I wish for more fabric

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but now you have so many beautiful fabrics you don't want to leave your house, you just want to spend all the time making dresses, and drapes, and beautiful clothes.

 

I wish I could bring back the dead.

[DragonKami]

Granted, but whenever you bring them back, they are broken and soulless, and each time you do, you also start to lose yourself, until you are just a hollow and soulless husk of your former self.

 

 

I wish I was inspired.

[wondergirl888]

Granted. You are inspired to do something very stupid.

 

I wish for a pair of headphones that don't break in the first week of use

[DragonKami]

Granted, but they were deliberately used before you got them.

 

 

 

 

I wish that I got a mystery box.

[wondergirl888]

Granted. It's funny of Poisonous snakes the bite you

 

I wish for unlimited puns

[-Frost-Fire-]

Granted, but all your puns are so so so terrible.

 

I wish my parents would act like they care about me.

Edited May 26, 2016 by -Frost-Fire-

[wondergirl888]

Granted, but they care so much they never leave you alone and constantly embarrass you.

 

I wish for gum

[-Frost-Fire-]

Granted, but its expiry date was a few decades ago.

 

I wish I could have a fully functional Nintendo 3DS XL.

Edited May 26, 2016 by -Frost-Fire-

[wondergirl888]

Sure, But when you picked it up, it broke

 

I wish for a book

[-Frost-Fire-]

Granted, but all the pages are blank.

 

I wish to be able to meet Benedict Cumberbatch.

[wondergirl888]

Granted, but you embarrass yourself in front of him

 

I wish for wishes

[DragonKami]

Granted, you HAD wishes, but you just used your last one.

 

 

 

I wish I had a lie detector.

[wondergirl888]

Granted, but it only tells if you're lying, and it doesn't work on others

 

I wish for more hot chocolate mix.

[m_overdone]

Granted, but you have no water or milk to mix it with.

 

I wish I had more free time.

[DuskOfTheStars]

Granted, but you lose your computer... well, your everything.

 

I wish I could get a Shiny Umbreon in Pokémon Omega Ruby.

Edited May 26, 2016 by Dusky_Flareon