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granted but its a new town named home where everyone wants to kill your face

 

i wish to be able to fart powerfuly enough to propel myself through the air on command

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granted, but you get a bad case of "a-- burn" and have to sit in Epsom salts for 2 hours after each propulsion, crying and moaning the entire time xd.png

 

I wish I had 100 pounds of dark chocolate truffles

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granted but they have already been digested and pooped out on your face.

 

i wish i had a better computer.

 

(ps on my previous one you deserve a high five that was hilarious)

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Granted, but you can't use it because the cord and battery are both broken.

 

I wish I had a lot more money.

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Granted, but now your parents and teachers expect you to get A+ on every exam and you have to study all the time.

 

I wish I had a giant goldfish with teeth like a piranha.

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Granted, but now you have to check every word and redo some of them because the reports have their own agenda when they are writing themselves.

 

I wish I had a glass of fresh squeezed orange juice with a little umbrella in it.

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You've got a plane, but it's so broken down that you can't get it more than 10 feet off the ground for more than a couple minutes.

 

I wish... I didn't have to work as much.

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Granted. Your work is cut down significantly... because you broke both your hands.

 

I wish I could go back to the past and give my past self a slap to the face.

Edited by Drakkoh

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Granted, you go back to your past, but realize it is other people you want to slap, and you slap them all, hard, and then you have remorse.

 

I wish I lived in paradise.

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You get 1000 cakes made of the finest flour and the most delicious chocolate. You also discover that you are lactose intolerant and have a horrible gluten allergy.

 

 

I wish for a brain.

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Granted - You get a brain, and then eat it because you are a zombie.

 

I wish for... not needing to sleep at all ever so I can bingewatch Supernatural instead!

Edited by dark_and_stormy_heart

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Granted, but it was grown on a Petri dish and is as such perfectly flat instead of being brain-shaped, rendering it useless.

 

I wish for limitless cosmic power.

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I'm just going to corrupt both your wishes I guess? biggrin.gif

 

dark_and_stormy_heart, you won't ever need to sleep again. Unfortunately your body decides that in order to conserve some energy, you also don't need to see anything ever again.

 

Coryn02, I grant you unlimited cosmic power. However, you're now ruler of a small universe that has nothing in it. Not a single atom. All it does is just... exist. It doesn't even expand. Have fun.

 

I wish for the caffeine to wear off.

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