Posted December 6, 2015 granted but its a new town named home where everyone wants to kill your face i wish to be able to fart powerfuly enough to propel myself through the air on command Share this post Link to post
Posted December 6, 2015 granted, but you get a bad case of "a-- burn" and have to sit in Epsom salts for 2 hours after each propulsion, crying and moaning the entire time I wish I had 100 pounds of dark chocolate truffles Share this post Link to post
Posted December 6, 2015 granted but they have already been digested and pooped out on your face. i wish i had a better computer. (ps on my previous one you deserve a high five that was hilarious) Share this post Link to post
Posted December 6, 2015 Granted, but you can't use it because the cord and battery are both broken. I wish I had a lot more money. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 7, 2015 Granted, but you suffocate under millions of dollars. I wish for nothing. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 7, 2015 Granted, but then you feel deprived when everyone else's wishes have been granted. I wish I had a big BBQ grill. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 7, 2015 Granted but you are in there and grill is heating. I want to get A+ in exam. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 8, 2015 Granted, but now your parents and teachers expect you to get A+ on every exam and you have to study all the time. I wish I had a giant goldfish with teeth like a piranha. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 8, 2015 Granted, but you kinda fell into its tank and it does like human flesh.. I wish my lab reports would just write themselves. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 8, 2015 Granted, but now you have to check every word and redo some of them because the reports have their own agenda when they are writing themselves. I wish I had a glass of fresh squeezed orange juice with a little umbrella in it. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 8, 2015 granted but the umbrella is made from your bones I wish for a hat Share this post Link to post
Posted December 10, 2015 Granted, but it's too big and covers your eyes. Also you can't take it off. I wish for a perfectly normal potato. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 10, 2015 Granted, but it is so perfect because it is really a polished rock. I wish I had my own aircraft carrier. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 10, 2015 granted but it spontaneously combusts every so often I wish for a plane Share this post Link to post
Posted December 10, 2015 You've got a plane, but it's so broken down that you can't get it more than 10 feet off the ground for more than a couple minutes. I wish... I didn't have to work as much. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 10, 2015 (edited) Granted. Your work is cut down significantly... because you broke both your hands. I wish I could go back to the past and give my past self a slap to the face. Edited December 10, 2015 by Drakkoh Share this post Link to post
Posted December 10, 2015 Granted, you go back to your past, but realize it is other people you want to slap, and you slap them all, hard, and then you have remorse. I wish I lived in paradise. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 11, 2015 Granted - you live in Paradise, Nevada. I wish I could have an infinite supply of chocolate. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 14, 2015 Granted, but its infested with ants! I wish I was in a real life anime cartoon Share this post Link to post
Posted December 15, 2015 granted but in the anime you are a rock I wish for 1000 cakes Share this post Link to post
Posted December 15, 2015 You get 1000 cakes made of the finest flour and the most delicious chocolate. You also discover that you are lactose intolerant and have a horrible gluten allergy. I wish for a brain. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 15, 2015 (edited) Granted - You get a brain, and then eat it because you are a zombie. I wish for... not needing to sleep at all ever so I can bingewatch Supernatural instead! Edited December 15, 2015 by dark_and_stormy_heart Share this post Link to post
Posted December 15, 2015 Granted, but it was grown on a Petri dish and is as such perfectly flat instead of being brain-shaped, rendering it useless. I wish for limitless cosmic power. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 15, 2015 I'm just going to corrupt both your wishes I guess? dark_and_stormy_heart, you won't ever need to sleep again. Unfortunately your body decides that in order to conserve some energy, you also don't need to see anything ever again. Coryn02, I grant you unlimited cosmic power. However, you're now ruler of a small universe that has nothing in it. Not a single atom. All it does is just... exist. It doesn't even expand. Have fun. I wish for the caffeine to wear off. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 15, 2015 Granted, but then you fall asleep and sleep through the holiday. I wish I had new Nikes. Share this post Link to post
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