Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Lagie]

On your hands like the rest of us.

 

Will it rain today?

[Sitrling]

Long_Before_Sunrise knows.

Why I’m always editing my posts?

 

Edited October 30, 2023 by Sitrling

[xenogender]

When you first type them, you're spinning so hard that you can't see real good - so you make several typos.

 

How to be come amphiptere?

[Lagie]

Very carefully.

 

Why am I so tired?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Was your hair badly tangled? Then you were fairy ridden.

 

Why is the sky crying?

[Zonnedauw]

It's sad because the land broke

 

Why can I never find a monster under my bed?

 

 

[Lagie]

They're in the closet. Remember Monsters, Inc.?

 

Why is my jack o'lantern caving in?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It's a Democrat. 

 

How many socks have you darned today?

[Sitrling]

Emmmmmmm…that’s a really nice question,let me count:1,2,3,4…78,79,80!Oh, it seems that I wear a little less socks today.🤣

 

 

What does candy taste like?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Like tummy aches and tears.

 

Can we go back and try again?

 

 

[Sitrling]

Of course, but you have to bear the price of change.

Why are there mosquitoes in the world?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because you are made of deliciousness and it would be selfish to not to share a little.

 

Why is Halloween over already?

 

 

[StarKaabii]

Because the Christmas carols cannot be suppressed forever.

 

Why won’t my Mistra checker lineage pairs give me Mistra eggs?

[xingguang_]

Their eggs are actually invisible, you just can't see them.

 

When will I be free from licking shoes for my job?

Edited November 1, 2023 by xingguang_
Misspelled a word :,)

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

A stingy old man who has left me I.O.U.s for several real live ponies and never delivered them.

 

Aren't broomsticks painful to ride?

[Sitrling]

That's really painful, just like your crotch was hit hard by a Bludger

 

Why does the moon sometimes become fat, and sometimes thin?

 

[Lagie]

Lousy dieting.

 

Why is it so windy again today?

[Sitrling]

Because I'm blowing on the other side of the ocean🌬️

 

Why doesn't it snow yet? I want to make a snowman☃️

[Lagie]

Elsa took all the snow.

 

Can we go fishing?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Hunting season started. You have to shoot fish now.

 

Where does the Holiday Spirit live? Can you give me Google coordinates?

[Lagie]

Over the river and through the woods.

 

Can I climb this tree?

[StarKaabii]

No, please don’t; it’ll disturb the bears.

 

Why do people keep turning me into a crab?

[Lagie]

You posted? I saw nothing.

 

Are there turtles in that pond?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The planet has a hoarding problem. Now hop in the tote with the 35 other Mini_Evelintines.

 

Have you ever petted a porcupine?

[Sitrling]

Of course, it is an animal that grows in the tropical rainforest of the Sahara Desert. It is covered with spikes and tastes very delicious!

 

Am I cursed? Why can't I sleep?