Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

No. Pi is three and a fraction. That's way less than one hundred.

 

For successful breeding, do I need to raise a Purple dragon to be a relationship counselor for every dragon I have?

[Lagie]

Yes. Your scroll should always be mostly purple.

 

Why is it raining today?

[LadyMadonna]

Because the Tsunami Dragons have been making a bit of a splash.

 

When will the sun come out?

[Lagie]

Twist and shout.

 

What stupid question should I ask?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

"Why don't you see ghosts in cemeteries daytime?"

 

What's three hots and a cot?

[Lagie]

Spot.

 

Why is the sky blue?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

So you can't see the pixies flying past.

 

Why is the grass brown?

[AsymDoll13]

I painted it. 

 

Where are the purple pumpkins?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

In the pumpkin patch where the vines glow in the dark.

 

What did the autumn leaf say to the ghost?

[Lagie]

Boo-fall day, isn't it?

 

Why do birds sing?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because they can't use trombones.

 

Why are my feet cold?

[Lagie]

They don't have a heart.

 

What are those weird vines?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

They're the end of your rope.

 

Why do leaves change color?

[Lost_Unicorn]

Because they follow fashion trends.

Why are watermelons shaped like balloons?

[xingguang_]

Because they like the shape of balloons and then they start listening to Ed Sheeran's "Shape of You" to transform

 

Why am I never able to breathe underwater no matter how hard I try?

[Lagie]

The fish don't like competition.

 

Why are pickles so addictive?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because you're part porcupine and salt is your addiction.

 

What do you get when you put a spider on a cornstalk?

[xingguang_]

You get a spider that gets magical powers from the cornstalk.

 

Why does fire hurt a lot when I touch it?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because you weren't gentle enough when you touched it and made it angry.

 

If I keep hitting refresh on the weather page, will it force the forecast to change?

[Sitrling]

Clouds will laugh at you.

Why does drinking coffee make me want to sleep?

[Naraku]

You have to drink coffee at exactly 5:56am for the caffeine to work. Any other time it'll make you sleepy.

Why is b just d backward?

[xingguang_]

Because the alphabet writers were lazy and ran out of ideas.

 

Why does math involve numbers?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because Pokemon cards needed stats.

 

Why is a does a quarter note look like a golf club?

[Sitrling]

because it is actually the godfather of the mafia boss.

Why is the black cat so black?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

They're null and void.

 

How did Bigfoot get so famous when he never does talk show appearances?