Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Sitrling]

he has a pair of big foot

why I can not come up with a stupid question.

[Lagie]

Ants.

 

Why's it chilly today?

[Sitrling]

Because today is the weekend, the sun is off.

What is Brownie?

[xingguang_]

Something that comes from the sky

 

Why am I hungry?

[Zonnedauw]

Low mana

 

Who are all these people on this forum?

[Sitrling]

The bored senior officials of the Dragon Cave Federal Republic

 

When can my avatar stop spinning?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Paranoia. Enemies could come from any direction at any moment.

 

Why didn't the scarecrow eat his dinner?

[Lagie]

He didn't like the offerings. Brain wasn't on the menu.

 

What is that grub?

[Cheesecake_Raccoon]

The little spider who crawled up the waterspout.

 

Why do scarecrows only eat brains?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

They're sick of looking at hard unripe corn.

 

What room are you least likely to find a ghost in?

[Lagie]

Any day that ends in a y.

 

Why are we here?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

To increase the population of vicious Halloween dragon pixels.

 

Why does it get dark earlier?

[Sitrling]

The sun thinks you need more sleep time.

 

Why am I sleepy every day?

[Lagie]

Join the crowd.

 

What is wind?

[xenogender]

Don't worry sweetie, it's just the circulation of air due to the temperatures on the earth. You see, since it's flat, one side of the earth disk gets colder and the other side gets hotter, which causes the cold air to start moving around like water on a pan.

 

Bill, I just have one question for you. What color is an orange?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Green and yellow.  The red comes from dye vats.

 

Who's Bill?

[Lagie]

My left foot.

 

Any mention of a situatiin like this?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You're welcome to look through our 52 volume encyclopedia set.

 

Can you write with a pen in your mouth?

[Sitrling]

I can’t because my mouth doesn’t have fingers 

when will you get up?

[Lagie]

When the elevator gets here.

 

How do I call it?

[xingguang_]

You enter every number of pi into a calculator and press enter

 

Why has my dog turned into an evil cosmic deity?

[Lagie]

Bonez.

 

How do I do this?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You do a handstand on a pogo stick and juggle colorful light-up balls with your feet.

 

Truth or dare?

 

 

[xingguang_]

According to my calculations, the correct answer is actually 37.827373 on a Wednesday night.

 

 

 

I accidentally ate my chair, how do I stop this from happening again?

 

 

[Sitrling]

Eat up all the chairs at home

 

How can I walk like a human?