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Because life ate all the cookies.

 

Why is my cat so noisy?

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For waffles.

 

What's wrong with this picture?

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It's the same picture.

 

Why did the sky jump when I stepped outside?

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Because you startled it.

 

Why does the chickadee in my avatar only look in two directions?

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Because it's only able to see with one eye.

 

What's so great about black oil sunflower seeds?

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At least they aren't black oil apple seeds.

 

 What animal started the dog-cat hostilities?

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Because the closet shone.

 

Where is Mrs. Magrady?

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In the air.

 

Why doesn't the tide smell as good as it used to?

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Because it's fishy now.

 

Why is my phone dying so fast?

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You downloaded every suggested app from every website, put them on the opening screen, and didn't go under apps in settings to turn off the use of background mobile data and battery use of each one. The only thing you can do now is a factory reset.

 

ARE WE THERE YET? 😫

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Yes.

 

Why do the leaves change colours?

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They're dying and the color indicates where they go in the afterlife.

 

Why ask why?

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By texting you emojis. 😁 

 

Who put the ram in the ramalama dingdong? 

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Shaun the Sheep.

 

Where are my slippers?

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Under the bed. Well, actually they fell through the portal into the Monster Realm, but I'm sure Maurice will return them.

 

Wouldn't he?

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He's on ice.

 

Why is it dark outside?

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No. It's icing powder.

 

How do I do this?

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