Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[mishhelle]

when you do a proper rain dance. 
 

why don’t the neighborhood crows ever bring me gifts?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Inflation. It's affecting everyone.. You have to barter with them by offering french fries now.

 

How long now until Halloween?

[Lagie]

Too long and not long enough.

 

Why do dogs insist on licking me?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

They're asking for food. The concept of too much is not a concept a dog's mind is capable of grasping.

 

Can I just not?

 

Edited June 30, 2022 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[Lovecats]

Please do, we are all awaiting your decision. Lagie will cut the pie, instead.

 

Who wants pie?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

No one wants pie. No one ever asked for pie. 

 

Why did you bring pie?

[Lagie]

I didn't. I brought pi.

 

Can you count?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

No. You should know that by now.

 

What comes after four?

[Lagie]

Fourty.

 

What comes next?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Tea and crumpets?

 

Does any of us actually own a tea set?

[Lagie]

There's a kid size one for sale in my shop if you don't.

 

What's the best tea?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Sustainabil-Tea. 

 

We don't have any crumpets. Will pupusas work?

 

 

Edited July 19, 2022 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[purplehaze]

No crumpets?! Impossible!

 

How can you have no crumpets?

Edited August 14, 2022 by purplehaze

[Lagie]

I only make brownies.

 

Where are the cookies?

[Little-Star]

You want cookie ? Go get them inside mount Doom

 

Where can I buy a real life dragon ? 

[sugarfreesugar]

Walmart.

 

What do I need to make the perfect pie crust?

[catstaff]

A pastry chef at your beck and call.

 

Why can't I figure out how to write a horror fic?

[AsymDoll13]

You have to be scared to write one. 

 

Do you need help?

[catstaff]

Yes - it's for a challenge and I've only got two weeks left.

 

Why did they have to give me the horror genre anyway?

[Lagie]

Life's already scary. Just write about that.

 

What do I write my pen pal?

[purplehaze]

A horror story? Then you can send a copy to catstaff and solve that problem, too!

 

Why can't I find my other sock?

Edited August 15, 2022 by purplehaze

[AsymDoll13]

The dryer sent it to the sock underground. 

 

Where is my shirt? 

[purplehaze]

38 minutes ago, AsymDoll13 said:

The dryer sent it to the sock underground.

Actually I blame the washer!

 

Your shirt is with my sock.

 

Why is ordering fast food online such a complicated process?

[sugarfreesugar]

Make sure you aren't actually ordering "slow food!" It's a common mistake, and unfortunately a way for corporate slow food companies to prey on the hungry, out-of-the-know consumers of the world. 😔

 

Why are there so many different kinds of starfish?

[catstaff]

For the same reason there are so many different kinds of stars in the entertainment business - fish, like humans, all have different things they like to see in their stars.

 

Why did the kitchen sink?