Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[catstaff]

*hugs back* ❤️ Glad I could help!

 

Why am I so tempted to blow a thousand bucks to fly across the country to see Nightwish once more before they go back to Europe for the summer festivals?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because you're a groupie, duh.

 

Is catstaff old enough to remember when adding 'duh' to a sentence became a thing?

 

Edited May 20, 2022 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[catstaff]

Like, ohmiGAWD, totally! I just forget whether "duh" came before or after Valspeak, but I'm pretty sure it was after.

 

So, are there any other Zappa fans around?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Easy there.. I think you're a lil too excited.

 

They still make nature documentaries that aren't about African crocodiles, right?

[catstaff]

Beats me, I haven't watched tv since the Bucs won the Super Bowl.

 

We could always make a documentary of our own?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It'd be used as evidence against us in court.

 

How long until the NR eggs become scarce?

[catstaff]

Not a clue, I never manage to keep track of that.

 

Why, are you worried you won't get a pair of each one?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Yes.

 

Have you looked at how hard it is to get the Trio?

[catstaff]

Not lately, anyway. I grabbed them years ago and haven't bothered looking since then.

 

Why is it refusing to cool down now that it's night time?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It's called humidity. 

 

 

For the full explanation, ask @trystan

[catstaff]

Okay.

 

Why's the rum gone?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I drank i... Elizabeth smashed the bottles.

 

How much whiskey is left?

[catstaff]

You'll have to ask Scotty that one - he's got the biggest stash on the Enterprise.

 

Have you ever boldly gone anywhere?

[Lagie]

Where no one has hone before...

 

Was it really only five years?

[catstaff]

Hard to tell for sure, with the time anomalies they kept encountering.

 

Were they successful?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I think they erased themselves from this timeline. We won't know for sure until the Bell Riots of 2024.

 

Which timeline are we in now?

[catstaff]

You'll have to check with the Doctor on that one.

 

Is it actually a time line, or just a big ball of wibbley-wobbley, timey-wimey stuff?

[Lagie]

Wibbley-wobbly of course!

 

How do we stop this?

[catstaff]

Slam our heels into the ground, the way Fred Flintstone stops his car.

 

Do you have good, sturdy boots?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Yes, but the spider living in one has ignored the eviction post-it.

 

Which one of you wants to water my plants?

[catstaff]

Probably @RegalPlumewingsince I keep forgetting to water my own plants.

 

Why do people insist on shooting off fireworks on random weeknights? (as in, not a weekend or a holiday for which fireworks are a traditional part of the celebration)

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

They're scaring  skinwalkers off the roof.

 

Have you heard any strange noises in the night?

 

 

Edited June 22, 2022 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[ShadowMistaken]

Do you mean the screaming pigeons? Then yes.

 

Why do buses always arrive so late?

[catstaff]

They're not late, they're early for the next listing on the timetable.

 

Why don't more people know how to Lindy Hop?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because it's not Tik Tok famous.

 

When will it rain? Can't take the heat, can't take the pain.