Posted March 28, 2022 Well, it is a time, but, no, it is not that time. If a clock isn't time, just numbers and springs, then what is time? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 28, 2022 A great big ball of wibbley-wobbley timey-wimey stuff. Did that make sense? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 28, 2022 No, that makes time, not sense How do you make sense? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 28, 2022 Good question. Judging from the lack of it, making it must be a tedious process that uses rare ingredients. Where's @Docthings when you need her? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 28, 2022 @Docthingsis off doing Doc Things, of course. Has the TARDIS been fully repaired yet? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 28, 2022 That depends on how far back in time the repairs need doing, in order to be done in a timely fashion. Have I confused you yet? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 29, 2022 No, but you have kerstuffled the minchkin nappers Why are cats liquid? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 29, 2022 Because they have some kind of natural antifreeze action going on inside their body. How does a 9 lb. cat turn into an immovable object? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 29, 2022 (edited) How does an immovable cat turn into a 9 lb object?...what... Edited March 29, 2022 by Rainn Share this post Link to post
Posted March 29, 2022 It simply freezes all of the liquid in its body. Easy answer. What is a cat even made of anyway? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 29, 2022 A Cat? Good question. It has something to do with a little milk, a little mouse, and claws. And that's all I know. Share this post Link to post
Posted March 29, 2022 You forgot stray bugs, purrs and evil. Who decided we needed to domesticate the dangerous species of animals instead of the easy ones? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 29, 2022 The idiots of the past. Why do we still domesticate them? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 29, 2022 (edited) Sunk Cost Fallacy. It was way too difficult to catch wild sheep and goats by chasing them across mountains to start over from step one again. Look at how long it took them to catch Shrek, a domesticated ram. Our ancestors must have been really hard up for entertainment? Edited March 29, 2022 by Long_Before_Sunrise Share this post Link to post
Posted March 29, 2022 As this is a family-friendly forum, I shall heroically refrain from making the obvious joke to answer that last question, and merely state, yes, they were. Why do minds generally jump in the gutter first thing, anyway? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 29, 2022 Because it's crunchy and yummy, of course. Why are you against cats sharing the bounty with opossums? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 29, 2022 Because opossums should really be eating opossum food. Would you like opossums eating your food? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 29, 2022 No, I wouldn't. I'm hungry. Are we talking about cute Australian opossums or dinosaur rat North American opossums? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 29, 2022 (edited) Yes but... I can't afford opossum food. It's very expensive. We be talking about American opossums with an Australian accent. Edited March 29, 2022 by Rainn Share this post Link to post
Posted March 29, 2022 Someone has to go to the bathroom. Do we draw straws for it? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 29, 2022 They're in the drawer with that color no one ever uses. Share this post Link to post
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