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Well, it is a time, but, no, it is not that time.

 

If a clock isn't time, just numbers and springs, then what is time?

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A great big ball of wibbley-wobbley timey-wimey stuff.

 

Did that make sense?

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Good question. Judging from the lack of it, making it must be a tedious process that uses rare ingredients.

 

Where's @Docthings when you need her?

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@Docthingsis off doing Doc Things, of course.

 

Has the TARDIS been fully repaired yet?

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Hardly.

 

How long will it take?

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That depends on how far back in time the repairs need doing, in order to be done in a timely fashion.

 

Have I confused you yet?

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Because they have some kind of natural antifreeze action going on inside their body.  

 

How does a 9 lb. cat turn into an immovable object?

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How does an immovable cat turn into a 9 lb object?...what...

Edited by Rainn

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It simply freezes all of the liquid in its body. Easy answer. 

 

What is a cat even made of anyway? 

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A Cat? Good question. It has something to do with a little milk, a little mouse, and claws. And that's all I know.

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You forgot stray bugs, purrs and evil.

 

Who decided we needed to domesticate the dangerous species of animals instead of the easy ones?

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The idiots of the past. 

 

Why do we still domesticate them?

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Sunk Cost Fallacy.  It was way too difficult to catch wild sheep and goats by chasing them across mountains to start over from step one again. Look at how long it took them to catch Shrek, a domesticated ram.

 

Our ancestors must have been really hard up for entertainment?

Edited by Long_Before_Sunrise

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As this is a family-friendly forum, I shall heroically refrain from making the obvious joke to answer that last question, and merely state, yes, they were.

 

Why do minds generally jump in the gutter first thing, anyway?

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Because it's crunchy and yummy, of course.

 

Why are you against cats sharing the bounty with opossums?

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Because opossums should really be eating opossum food.

 

Would you like opossums eating your food?

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No, I wouldn't. I'm hungry.

 

Are we talking about cute Australian opossums or dinosaur rat North American opossums?

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Yes but... I can't afford opossum food. It's very expensive. We be talking about American opossums with an  Australian accent.

Edited by Rainn

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You have to ask a question!

 

What happens now?

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Someone has to go to the bathroom.

 

Do we draw straws for it?

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I don't draw very well.

 

Where are the crayons?

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They're in the drawer with that color no one ever uses.

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