Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Puce. It's puce, isn't it?

 

If we shone the sun on both sides of the world at the same time, all the scary things would be driven deep underground, right?

[Jamari]

No, they would all be sent to the dark side of the moon.

[Lagie]

You need to ask a question, too.

 

Why can't I see the dark side of the moon?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because the extension cord won't reach far enough to plug in a light.

 

What if the planet is a giant dirty fossilized meatball and we just never dug down far enough to find the truth?

[Lagie]

Silly. It's made of cheese. Everyone knows that.

 

Wanna dance?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

catstaff says it's dangerous if I eat that much sugar.

 

Uhm... is there that much sugar? 

[catstaff]

Of course not, that's why it's dangerous - you'll eat it all and everyone else will riot.

 

Can we get them to have a Zoot Suit Riot instead?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I doubt it. Sounds like expenses.

 

Maybe you should test whether or not I'll eat all the sugar instead of assuming I will? 

[catstaff]

Nah, we all know that if there's any leftover sugar you'll just give it to the Hellhorses.

 

Where did my caramels go?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

They're probably out in the Desert biome, doing caramel stuff like Caramelldansen.

 

Do you think they can outrun the Spitfires?

 

 

[catstaff]

Well, that depends - straight-line airspeed of the Supermarine Spitfire and the Messerschmitt Bf-109 was fairly comparable. The Me-109 had a distinct advantage in climbing and diving, but the Spitfire had a much better turning ability, putting them at a huge advantage in dogfights.

 

Oh, wait, were you talking about dragons and not WWII fighter planes?

 

(Oh yeah, thanks for the earworm, lol, I've got Aces High playing in my head now!)

Edited April 1, 2022 by catstaff

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You're welcome.

 

Should I fulfill my childhood dream of owning all the Breyer horses in the catalog?

(Help, I'm succumbing to the model horse ads)

[catstaff]

By all means! I used to have the Misty of Chincoteague and Stormy her foal set, among others.

 

Did you also deform your Barbie dolls' legs so they could ride your Breyer horses?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

They have Phantom and Misty as a set now with the book. Phantom is the old recolored Misty model with a recolored Stormy as Misty. 

Yes, I tried, but Barbie simplywas not the right proportion.

 

It's normal for kids playing with model horses to make records of pedigrees and expenses, right?

[catstaff]

Absolutely! I always did, anyway. And of course half of those pedigrees went back to the Godolphin Arabian, lol!

 

Is it weird that now I'm upset with myself because I can't remember Man O'War's pedigree? I swear I knew it when I was about 12...

 

 

[Chaos Rider]

It's because you're looking at the wrong type of animal, Portuguese man o' war aren't actually jellyfish

 

Is the plural of Portuguese man o' war Portuguese men o' war or Portuguese man o' wars?

 

 

 

Edited April 3, 2022 by Chaos Rider

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The plural is "OH, !!!"

 

What do I do with this bad tasting cheese?

[catstaff]

See if it works as a zombie lure.

 

Is there a cemetery nearby?

[Docthings]

My home is built on an ancient cemetery, that should suffice.

 

Anyone know where I placed my proton pack?

[Lovecats]

I'm positive I saw it earlier! Lemme just think.

 

What defines a stupid question?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The intelligence of the person listening to it.

 

I saw the proton pack, too. In the back of your taxi, wasn't it?

[catstaff]

No, it ended up in the lost luggage office at LaGuardia.

 

Why didn't you make sure it had the correct tags on it?

[Chaos Rider]

They did. But baggage handlers confused it with the electron pack anyway

 

I think my neutron pack got lost in the shuffle too. Why are these baggage handlers so bad at their job?

[catstaff]

I think it's because it's the baggage handler from THIS commercial.

 

Do you think they ever managed to teach him to read?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It's doubtful.

 

Why is it I'd get fired for doing that?