Jump to content
RETIRED_ACCOUNT

Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Recommended Posts

Silly, police come in cars, not boxes. 

 

What is today?

Share this post


Link to post

The day before tomorrow.

Or the day after yesterday, if you prefer.

 

Why is it so windy?

Share this post


Link to post

Start by extracting the drill bit from wherever it bored into you, then wrap a pressure bandage over the wound and get yourself to the nearest hospital. They'll fix you right up.

 

Why am I still awake?

Share this post


Link to post

We have contagious insomnia here on the forums. Lagie apparently is immune.

 

How do we get a blood sample so we can share that immunity?

Share this post


Link to post

Get a dragon vampire to bite someone. 

 

Where can we get one of those?

Share this post


Link to post

No, Mints are invasive and always take over the garden.

 

Can we grow watermelons instead?

Share this post


Link to post

I don't think injecting blood stolen by a Vampire into a watermelon vine will result in a cure for insomnia.

 

Where's Docthings when you need her?

Share this post


Link to post

In the attic pretending to be the ghoul in the Weasleys attic, of course. 

 

Have you tried blood oranges?

Share this post


Link to post

That's cross contamination.

 

*stares at Google ad*

If I buy Hefty Slider bags, what are the odds I'll get a bag filled with Confidence in the pack?

Share this post


Link to post

Depends what sort of confidence you're looking for. I'm always confident that at least one of those bags will have a slider that refuses to work properly.

 

Would you prefer bottled confidence instead?

Share this post


Link to post
On 4/22/2022 at 11:22 PM, Long_Before_Sunrise said:

We have contagious insomnia here on the forums. Lagie apparently is immune.

Indeed.

And that's why I'm looking at you like that. :P

 

What's biting me?

Share this post


Link to post

Probably one of those pesky vampire dragons.

 

Why is the refrigerator in my new place so noisy?

Share this post


Link to post

It finds your dietary choices offensive.

 

Is that an open can of cat food?

Share this post


Link to post

Nope, just a bag of kibble.

 

Where are you going with those dandelions?

Share this post


Link to post

In the sunflowers, of course.

 

Why would someone donate honey?

Share this post


Link to post

For using on wounds that need to stay moist, and for creating a mess.

 

Did you see any badgers nearby?

 

 

Share this post


Link to post

Does the gardener who keeps badgering me about something count?

 

How long will this go on?

Share this post


Link to post

Until the end. Then there'll be the spinoff series. 

 

What now?

Share this post


Link to post

Now we wait.

 

Got a deck of cards?

Share this post


Link to post

Will these Christmas cards do?

 

How do we play this game?

Share this post


Link to post


  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.