Posted April 22, 2022 Silly, police come in cars, not boxes. What is today? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 22, 2022 The day before tomorrow. Or the day after yesterday, if you prefer. Why is it so windy? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 22, 2022 Air Affinity Dragon convention. How do I get unbored? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 23, 2022 Start by extracting the drill bit from wherever it bored into you, then wrap a pressure bandage over the wound and get yourself to the nearest hospital. They'll fix you right up. Why am I still awake? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 23, 2022 We have contagious insomnia here on the forums. Lagie apparently is immune. How do we get a blood sample so we can share that immunity? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 23, 2022 Get a dragon vampire to bite someone. Where can we get one of those? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 23, 2022 I have no idea. Should we really be doing insomnia testing on a Vampire? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 23, 2022 I don't see a problem with it. Maybe a Mint dragon? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 23, 2022 No, Mints are invasive and always take over the garden. Can we grow watermelons instead? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 25, 2022 I don't think injecting blood stolen by a Vampire into a watermelon vine will result in a cure for insomnia. Where's Docthings when you need her? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 25, 2022 In the attic pretending to be the ghoul in the Weasleys attic, of course. Have you tried blood oranges? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 25, 2022 That's cross contamination. *stares at Google ad* If I buy Hefty Slider bags, what are the odds I'll get a bag filled with Confidence in the pack? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 25, 2022 Depends what sort of confidence you're looking for. I'm always confident that at least one of those bags will have a slider that refuses to work properly. Would you prefer bottled confidence instead? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 26, 2022 This kind of confidence. Why are you looking at me like that? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 26, 2022 On 4/22/2022 at 11:22 PM, Long_Before_Sunrise said: We have contagious insomnia here on the forums. Lagie apparently is immune. Indeed. And that's why I'm looking at you like that. What's biting me? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 28, 2022 Probably one of those pesky vampire dragons. Why is the refrigerator in my new place so noisy? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 28, 2022 It finds your dietary choices offensive. Is that an open can of cat food? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 28, 2022 Nope, just a bag of kibble. Where are you going with those dandelions? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 28, 2022 I'm introducing my Pargulus to the joys of deep frying. Where's the sunflower oil? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 28, 2022 In the sunflowers, of course. Why would someone donate honey? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 28, 2022 For using on wounds that need to stay moist, and for creating a mess. Did you see any badgers nearby? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 28, 2022 Does the gardener who keeps badgering me about something count? How long will this go on? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 28, 2022 Until the end. Then there'll be the spinoff series. What now? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 29, 2022 Will these Christmas cards do? How do we play this game? Share this post Link to post
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