Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[catstaff]

It's Calvincards - we make up the rules as we go along.

 

Where did Hobbes get to?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

He heard the sound of a can opener in the kitchen.

 

Got an old maid?

[Lagie]

Yeah. Me.

 

How do I win?

[catstaff]

Reach level 10.

 

Think you can defeat the Plutonium Dragon?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

*pulls out an action figure* I have a geologist who specializes in the study of radioactive ores.

 

Can your Plutonium dragon withstand the relentless intellectual curiosity? 

[catstaff]

I have no idea, I only ever cursed it with a chicken on its head.

 

Did anyone ever figure out where that chicken came from?

[Lagie]

From the egg!

 

Which came first?

[catstaff]

Beats me, I thought Who's on first.

 

Will you take me out to the ball game?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Maybe.

 

Do hailstones count as balls?

[catstaff]

No, but they can be weapons of glass destruction.

 

Did you upset Zeus or something?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

There's a reason no one hears from him anymore. He has internet. And internet is for... nevermind.

 

Who let Summer out?

 

 

[catstaff]

Probably my forever-cold sister, in hopes that Summer might hang around if given freedom.

 

Is Summer overdoing it in your area, or did Summer just vanish once again?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Overdoing it.

 

Did you know Summer is an weather elemental(s) in Anne Bishop's The Others series? 

[catstaff]

No, I didn't.

 

How'd that happen?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because you don't read enough shapeshifter books. 

 

What have you read lately?

 

 

[catstaff]

Lots of slash fanfic - my books will remain packed until the carpets get replaced in my new place.

 

Are you looking for recommendations?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

No. I was looking to give recommendations.

 

How did we wind up with an excess of recommendations?

[catstaff]

I'm not sure, so I'd recommend looking into it.

 

Want to go out somewhere?

[Chaos Rider]

Is it someplace expensive?

 

If so are you paying?

[catstaff]

No, and no.

 

Do you like the beach?

[Chaos Rider]

No, the sun doesn't like me

 

Why doesn't the sun like me?

[catstaff]

Because you're a Chaos Rider, and the sun prefers a steady routine.

 

Why did you decide to be chaotic?

[Chaos Rider]

I don't decide anything. That would be to orderly

 

What is the difference between a duck?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It's a level 2 goose. It doesn't become a goose until level 10. It becomes a swan at level 25. 

 

Do you even duck, bro?

 

 

[catstaff]

Quack.

 

Ever dog someone's footsteps?