Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[catstaff]

Because you're a pony and so you don't fill one of those unofficial hiring quotas.

 

But would you do something like that if you ever wanted to rage-quit?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Yes. That's diversity discrimination!

 

Why do birds love early morning?

[catstaff]

Because the early bird gets the worm, of course!

 

But why do worms insist on coming out so early?

[Lagie]

The caffeine content of the soil is higher in the mornings.

 

How do I get there?

[Docthings]

By imagining you're already there!

 

Why isn't there a McDonald's in my area?

[catstaff]

Because the Burger King decreed it.

 

Why did you have to make me crave fries?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

We're just that way.

 

I have a delivery. Who ordered 'strong storms'?

[catstaff]

I'm pretty sure that was Lagie.

 

Did anyone order "weak" storms?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Hmmm... The forecast changed, looks like someone cancelled part of the order. 

 

It's a lie, isn't it?

[catstaff]

Depends which "it" you're asking about. If "it" is a cake, then yes, it's a lie.

 

But is the ice cream also a lie?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

According to my freezer, it is just a semi-solid milkshake.

 

Where did the rain go?

[Lovecats]

Due to recent advances in geoengineering, the rain has been transported to California. We do apologise for the inconvience. Have a nice day!

 

How will we deal with the climate crisis?

[catstaff]

Add more refrigeration units to the Arctic and Antarctic.

 

Do we need more windmills?

[Chaos Rider]

Yes we do. 'Borrow' some from the Netherlands if necessary 

 

Why are we milling wind anyway?

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[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Only the Air Affinity dragons know for sure. I'm a little suspicious of their motives.

 

Are you suspicious?

[catstaff]

Always. peers suspiciously at you

 

Why do you want to know?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Why are you asking?

[Chaos Rider]

Yes

 

Why did @Long_Before_Sunrise forget an answer?

[catstaff]

Too busy listening to their new favorite band.

 

Why is it supposed to be raining when I have to take the cats to the vet?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because it forsook my region for yours when it saw an opportunity to cause aggravation.

 

Who would look for an excuse to be troublesome like that?

[catstaff]

You, duh!

 

Are you having fun, though?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I'm not sure I would recognize 'fun.' Can you describe it?

 

How many dragons is enough?

[catstaff]

Always just one more dragon.

 

Which way did he go?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Around the corner, up the stairs, and onto the roof.

 

Why is your dragon dressed as Batman?

[catstaff]

I didn't ask and I'm not sure I want to know.

 

Why are you concerned?