Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[catstaff]

Probably because your imagination populates it with the people you hated when you were a little kid.

 

Have you ever been concerned that someone might discover your search history and stage an intervention?

[AsymDoll13]

Oh yeah. Definitely. 

 

Why do I want to be a vet tech, and how do I do it? 

[catstaff]

Because you're a freshman in your fourth year at UCLA and you want to be a vet tech because you love children. And it'll help if you get chosen as this month's Miss August.

(And if you don't know what I'm talking about - 'Cause I'm A Blonde )

 

Got any popcorn left?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Yes. The flavor experiment that ended unsatisfactorily. Chili powder, lime, and mango.

 

Why would I want patterned vinyl for Valentine's Day?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

So you can start a collection.

 

Why do Luminox Wyverns look like birds?

[catstaff]

They're probably really just half-breed chickens.

 

Got a good recipe for pot pie?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Only if you can fight the basement void.

 

 

Why does technoblade never die?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because it feeds on apathy and is healed.

 

Why would anyone care?

 

Edited January 15, 2022 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[catstaff]

Caring is better than apathy, and weakens technoblade.

 

What is technoblade anyway?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Something that's after Corvi.

 

Why are the rum balls always gone?

[catstaff]

Because someone told Captain Jack Sparrow they have rum in them.

 

Who can I convince to take my sofa?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Just leave it in the road like it fell off a trailer.

 

Why is there liquor in this jar of pickle spears?

 

Edited January 18, 2022 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[Lagie]

You weren't supposed to notice that.

 

How much longer?

[catstaff]

Just a little bit longer.

 

Are you going to share the dill pickle shots?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The pickle spears in liquor are a real thing, btw.

I can't get the jar lid off.

 

If I shake @trystan like a Magic 8-ball and turn her upside down, will I get the answers to tomorrow's forecast?

 

 

[_Terminus24]

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow 🎶

Would you rather own a horse the size of a cat or a cat the size of a mouse? 🤓

[catstaff]

A cat the size of a mouse - I don't think horses use litter boxes.

 

And if we're not having dill pickle shots because the jar lid is stuck, what are we having instead? (And it's a shame, because those things are good! Either the pickles themselves in liquor, or pickle brine-and-vodka shooters.)

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Regret in a shot glass with tears on the side.

 

Why can't I?

[catstaff]

Someone else was ahead of you in the queue.

 

Why didn't you get there earlier?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@SomeRandomCorviknight is molting, and got pulled over and ticketed for littering.

 

 Where were you?

[catstaff]

Watching a really metal barista at work.

Spoiler

 

Did you at least pick up cinnamon rolls while you were out?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Yes. But I ate them on the way back.

 

That's awesome, but it took til Tuesday to finish it?

 

 

Edited January 20, 2022 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[catstaff]

I never noticed.

 

And why would Til Tuesday have anything to do with Iron Maiden, when they've got their own music to worry about?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Musicians never stay in their lane.

 

All that cold air that escaped outside during the summer, did it all gather together and come home? 

[catstaff]

Well, it all gathered together and went somewhere, that's for sure.

 

But where exactly is home?