Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[catstaff]

Ice cream, chocolate, and a heating pad. And possibly wine.

 

Why did I spend half my day watching reactions to Steve'N'Seagull's cover of Thunderstruck? (I highly suggest setting drinks down if you choose to watch.)

 

 

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

You knew you could get it back, as you will invent a  time machine tommorow.

 

How do i make a time machine, so i can build the first one before @catstaff

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The instructions are written on the inside of your bedroom wall. Good luck at guessing which wall.

 

Evil is calling. Do I answer?

 

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

No, tell it to call you back later.

 

 

 

What does a christmas tree taste like?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Cat hair.

 

What doesn't?

[catstaff]

Habanero sauce.

 

Why would anyone eat that anyway?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

People who don't want to share their food.

 

What's in that box over there?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Definitely not a cat. 

 

 

 

Where is the cat hair coming from, then?

[catstaff]

From the clothing of anyone owned by a cat, of course.

 

Why don't you like the addition of cat hair to everything?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because I want to wear my soft black sweater and cats refuse to color coordinate.

 

Are you sure that box is empty? 

[catstaff]

No box is ever empty. If nothing else, they contain air.

 

Why are you so worried about what might be in the box anyway?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

No one has seen Docthings in a long time.

 

Why aren't you worried?

[catstaff]

My cats will protect me.

 

Don't you have a protector?

[Docthings]

My night lamp is my most trustworthy protector.

 

Why don't you open the box?

[catstaff]

I did open the box. I open every box I run across. It's part of my job as staff to cats, I must open the boxes and remove anything that would make it difficult for the cats to sit inside.

 

Doesn't that night lamp attract moths?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It does, but we welcome the bats.

 

Did you know bats are of a higher rank than cats, because they are higher in the alphabetic order?

[catstaff]

Yes, plus they can fly. However, they don't make very good employers, so I'm perfectly happy working for my current bosses.

 

Do you actually work for the bats?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I try to get them to work for me, but they're kinda like cats in that regard.

 

You know the boss word is Aaaant, right?

[catstaff]

Nope, didn't have a clue.

 

How did you know that?

[Docthings]

I didn't, the crystal ball told me.

 

Why is the water rising?

 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The fire alarm set off the sprinkers.

 

Why did the fire alarm go off?

[catstaff]

Somebody burned toast.

 

Who re-set the toaster to super-dark?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Someone who likes house fires.

 

Now who could that be?

[Lagie]

@Fortune86, of course.

 

But why?

[purplehaze]

Just because?

 

Do we have fire extinguishers handy?