Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Lagie]

All your cooking will taste of ginger.

 

What will happen next?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Well, there's a poster for a missing 5G Yule Buck x Brimstone checker hatchling.

 

We could go search for it?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Yes, you guys can go search while I stay here.

Why is using the forums on a tiny iPhone so hard?

Edited December 26, 2021 by SomeRandomCorviknight

[catstaff]

Probably because doing anything on a tiny iPhone is hard.

 

Did you try using a magnifying glass?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It looked like this. 

 

If catstaff tells me to do something, I should, right?

[catstaff]

That's up to you. I give friendly suggestions, not orders.

 

What made you think I was in charge of anything?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Your credit cards. They're all current.

 

Why is there a chicken in here?

[Docthings]

It was tired from crossing the road so I let it in to rest for a while. Hope you don't mind.

 

Where is the chicken and why is there a bucket of homemade KFC on the table?

Edited December 28, 2021 by Docthings

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@AsymDoll13 told me I had to make my own breakfast. And unlike Donkey, I can't make waffles.

 

Who's going to wash the dishes?

 

 

[Docthings]

The dishwasher, of course.

 

Who's going to pay the dishwasher to wash the dishes?

[catstaff]

The owner of the restaurant, I would guess.

 

When are we eating, anyway?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Not until New Year's Eve.

Spoiler

 

 

Do you mind if I stare at you and salivate until then?

Edited December 29, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[catstaff]

I can't properly answer that question on a family-friendly forum; my mind has spent far too long dwelling in the gutter.

 

Or was that question supposed to indicate a penchant for cannibalism?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

We're not the same species so it's not cannibalism.

 

So what if it was?

[AsymDoll13]

To be fair, it's happened in times of difficulty through most of history, even the Potato Famine in Ireland. 

 

Why am I so bad at decorating a Gingerbread house?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because the wall choices are weird.

 

Why am I so bad at decorating a Gingerbread house?

[AsymDoll13]

Because in real life, it's hard. 

 

Why am I absolutely obsessed with the spring chicken in your siggy?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

38 minutes ago, AsymDoll13 said:

Because in real life, it's hard. 

pffft in real life, it's a snap.

 

Spoiler

 

Because you are unable to resist a pun.

 

Why is the end of the year dragging its feet?

Edited December 30, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[AsymDoll13]

Because it is always like this. (And yes, I'm a sucker for a good pun.)

 

Could I get that recipe? 😛

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

First, you have to sacrifice your soul to the hovercat.

 

 

Why is my friend buying hot cross buns already?

[catstaff]

Probably because your friend is cross about something.

 

Who decided certain foods (seasonal produce aside) should only be consumed at certain times of year anyway?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Someone with reason, because you should NOT be eating hot cross buns in december. no.

 

Why am i browsing dragcave and reading fanfiction instead of sleeping?

 

 

 

[catstaff]

Because fanfiction is awesome! (And you should go have a peek at mine. 😁)

 

Why do you want to sleep anyway?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because hoomuns are prowling this time of day. Best to wait them out.

 

Who wants to clean?

[catstaff]

No one that I know! Cleaning is something to be done only because it's preferable to living in a trash heap.

 

Why, are you volunteering to clean?