Posted December 6, 2021 Of course! I do, anyway. Why wouldn't we have them handy? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 6, 2021 You use them to beat the flames out, of course. Who needs written instructions? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 6, 2021 In the faucet. What smells like melting plastic? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 6, 2021 Melting plastic, of course! Who put the tupperware in the oven? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 6, 2021 (edited) Idk but they must have had at least one hand to open the oven so we're looking for a suspect with at least one hand 🕵️ How many hands do you have? Edited December 6, 2021 by w0rmg0d Share this post Link to post
Posted December 6, 2021 Counting the ones that formed due to radiation exposure, 2. Who wants to give me a high five? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 6, 2021 No one, you're too tall to reach for a high five. Would you consider a low five instead? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 6, 2021 I would, if my knees didn't hurt when I bend down to your puny level. Would you consider climbing a ladder to give me a high five? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 7, 2021 I would if I didn't have permanent hardware in my ankle. Maybe you could find a hole to stand in? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 8, 2021 We filled in the hole with fruitcake. Have you tried levitating? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 8, 2021 As a matter of fact, I have, but I'm no good at it. Why'd you fill in the hole with fruitcake? I was saving it to build the outer wall of the new fortress. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 10, 2021 Fruitcake makes a better floor then wall. Something to do with the structure. How do i become tall? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 10, 2021 Learn to walk on stilts. Why do I keep spending time in this forum when I should be writing? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 10, 2021 One of the fruitcakes does double duty as a writer's block. Did you know 100 year old fruitcake makes asphalt look like weaksauce? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 10, 2021 No, but I'm not surprised. Why do I feel so bad about putting my characters through so much angst? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 10, 2021 Because unlike me, your imaginary friends don't look at you with horror. Why do I get rejected by my imaginary friends? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 10, 2021 you need to give them more stuff. How do i not cry over angst fan fictions? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 10, 2021 You don't. Tearjerking is the point. Why are you reading angsty fan fiction if you don't want stirred up emotions? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 10, 2021 because i need to collect suffering to feed to the cat. Why is my cat ripping up paper on my desk and rubbing her face on my computer monitor, if i already gave her some collected suffering? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 10, 2021 Because she wants you to make construction paper chains for Christmas decorating ... whch she will also rip up You realize she has claimed ownership of your monitor, right? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 10, 2021 You realize the cat's claimed ownership of everything, right? They just deign to allow us to live in their house, because we have opposable thumbs and can open cans of yummy stuff for them. If they ever develop opposable thumbs, will they still let us live here? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 10, 2021 I have seen photos of cats with 'thumbs.' So far so good, but we shouldn't press our luck. How many times has the world been saved by procrastination? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 10, 2021 Dunno, I haven't gotten around to looking up that particular statistic. Why does it always seem that people who are always too hot end up married to people who are always too cold, so that they're always fighting over control of the thermostat? Share this post Link to post
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