Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because love makes the thermostat go round. Invest in a one person electric blanket.

 

Is it dark with a single flame? If there's glass falling all around, who is to blame?

 

 

[catstaff]

He's got a weighted blanket and a space heater, wears flannels and sweatshirts, and still whines that it's too cold whenever he has to emerge to get another cup of coffee - meanwhile I'm in short sleeves and sweating.

 

A single flame makes for dim light, so it's only dark if you're too far away from the flame, and if there's glass falling all around, blame whoever dropped it.

 

Who let the klutz carry glass anyway?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Hey, their glass carrying prices were cheap.

 

 

 

What's the meaning of salami?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It was created to keep Zeus from leaving single moms to raise demi-gods everywhere.

So far it's been working. Like kryptonite.

 

Is life in plastic really fantastic? 

[Lagie]

Of course.

 

Really?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Yes.

 

 

What happens if you eat a pencil?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You start trying to scratch out words and numbers with your big toenail.

 

Why can't cheesecake be as lean, healthy and nutrient-packed as turnip greens?

[catstaff]

Because then there would be a cheesecake shortage.

 

Why can't we have nice things?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Because this.

 

 

Why is my video game lagging?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because the internet signal has too far to travel.

 

 

Why can't it just get a taxi?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

We only take things with physical forms, sorry.

 

Why is the void annoyed at me?

[catstaff]

You probably stared into it for too long, so now it's staring back.

 

When will the staring contest end?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

When The Abyss wins.

 

Does that mean everyone loses?

[catstaff]

"Some will win, some will lose. Some were born to sing the blues. Oh, the movie never ends, it goes on and on and on and on."

 

Will you enjoy the earworm?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It's a trap!

 

How dare you?

[catstaff]

Because dares are fun! And because I think everyone should enjoy 80s AOR and hair metal.

 

Would you prefer a different genre?

 

 

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

what will happen to me if i say yes?

 

How do i prevent rickrolls?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Rickrolls are the least of your worries.

 

What is catstaff planning?

[catstaff]

Catstaff is planning on a smoke break. (Not that I actually smoke, but claiming to was once a good way to get an extra break or two at work.)

 

Are you coming along?

[Lagie]

Where are we going?

 

Are we there yet?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Yes. I'll slow down, you jump.

 

Every place is somewhere, right?

[catstaff]

Every place is somewhere as well as being nowhere in particular.

 

But if you don't know where you're going and don't care where you've been, does it matter where you are?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

If it's a toxic waste dump, then it probably matters.

 

What do these cryptic symbols mean?

[catstaff]

My security clearance isn't high enough for me to be able to answer that question with any degree of accuracy.

 

Why do you want to know?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I don't know if those are tubes or wires running from tank to tank...

 

But it seems like cause for concern, don't you agree?