Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Rat_King]

The crickets sensed weakness in your area, Long_Before_Sunrise, they are hunting.

 

Who drank all of my motor oil?

Edited November 13, 2021 by Rat_King

[Fateweaver]

The robot dog you share your house with obviously. He gets thirsty too you know...

 

Why are the stars so bright?

[Rat_King]

Those aren't stars anymore, it's just the eldritch abominations that are the Outer Gods checking up on us, they do that every once in a while y'know?

 

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food and of out hot eat the food?

Edited November 13, 2021 by Rat_King

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because fireboxthingthatmakescoldrawfoodhotandedible has too many syllables.

We like short words.

 

When do we get cake?

[catstaff]

The cake is a lie, so never.

 

Why does the Ogden Theatre in Denver, CO keep having the super-unique shows happen there? (Nightwish's "Denver Debacle" when Anette got sick and Eliz Ryd and Alyssa White-Gluz filled in at the last minute back in 2012, then Sabaton's almost-3-hour last minute show when Judas Priest had to cancel the rest of the tour due to Richie Faulkner's emergency heart surgery)

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It is hexed. You should do something about that.

 

What about cake brownies then?

[catstaff]

Hmm, might have to transfer the curse to somewhere around here, then. I was so tempted to fly out for that Sabaton show - someone filmed the whole thing and posted it to YT, it was amazing! I'm seriously jealous of everyone who did get there - I'd been planning on catching the Sabaton/Judas Priest show when it came to my state, but it didn't happen. Perfectly understandable reason and hope Richie Faulkner recovers well, but disappointing all the same, when I thought I'd finally get to a concert again.

 

And I have no idea about cake brownies. Are they anything like home gnomes?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Maybe a little closer to apartment pixies?

 

 

 

Best icecream flavour?

[catstaff]

Whoa, that's like, a serious question! Ben and Jerry's Topped Salted Caramel Brownie, of course. With Americone Dream and Vanilla Caramel Fudge in at second and third in some order depending on how I feel that day. Mint Chocolate Chip is a solid fourth, and after that, depends what's available.

 

Did the apartment pixies request a sacrifice of ice cream, is that why you asked?

[Lovecats]

No, they want less ice cream now that they're thinking of revolting. We better get the handyman in.

 

Do you have any ice cream left? I would like to have some.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

What ice cream? These are milkshakes. 🔥

 

Why are you looking at me like that? 

[catstaff]

Because your milkshake is bringing all the boys to your yard, and they're cutting through my yard to get there.

 

What's the point in shaking milk anyway?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

To get buttermilk. Then you need cornbread. And butter.

 

How is life like a Roomba?

[purplehaze]

Because you keep bumping into obstacles!

 

Why is that cat not spooked by the Roomba?

[catstaff]

Because that cat discovered it's fun to ride on the Roomba!

 

Why do I keep writing everything but the story I planned to work on for NaNoWriMo?

[Nightmon]

Because you need that everything to work on NaNoWriMo

Why I'm tired, yet don't feel like sleeping?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I added an energy shot to your drink. You looked tired.

 

Are those who drink hot tea in the morning instead of coffee cursed?

[catstaff]

Nah, it's only the people who drink sweet tea in the morning that are cursed. (Actually, I think sweet tea is cursed.)

 

Why do fools fall in love?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because the birds do it and the bees do it, even educated fleas do it.

 

Why is breaking up so hard to do?

[purplehaze]

Because it means admitting failure and nobody wants to admit failure. *Or maybe those handcuffs have something to do with it.*

 

Why can I concentrate for an hour on breeding dragons, but can't concentrate 10 minutes on anything else today?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Your dragons want all of your attention, of course. They're needy creatures.

 

Can we postpone the 24th?

[catstaff]

Depends on which 24th, I suppose.

 

Can we skip January altogether?

[Lagie]

Yes, please.

 

Why?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because less expectations. That's why. 

 

When does it happen?

[catstaff]

Tomorrow, never today.

 

What's the price of a mile?