Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Scarlet_claw]

Your own feet. Ouch...

 

How do I summon Ramen Noodles?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

With a packet of high sodium bullion.

 

What's better weather?

[Lagie]

Whichever weather you're not currently experiencing.

 

What is going on here?

[catstaff]

Whatever you choose to put on here, of course.

 

Why are you undecided?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because decisions have consequences!

 

When will it rain?

[Scarlet_claw]

When the skies are so blue! SWEET HOME ALABAMA

 

How do I exist?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Only because the carnivores haven't gotten you yet.

 

Where are all these carnivores?

[catstaff]

Sleeping off their last meal.

 

Are there any herbivores left?

[Lagie]

Stick some basil and thyme on a carnivore. Voila! Herbivore.

 

Why am I tired?

[catstaff]

You were busy decorating carnivores with basil and thyme in your sleep.

 

Will pumpkin spice season bleed over into peppermint season this year?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Of course. Pumpkin spice has no boundaries.

 

Is that Pumpkin Spice creeping up on you?

[catstaff]

Not at all, it's allergic to me.

 

Can you really get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Alice says, 'No, and take that back outside.'

 

Why do the bikers all look suddenly nervous?

[catstaff]

Because Alice is unhappy for some reason. That makes everyone nervous.

 

But why is Alice unhappy?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I think it was the box of old fireworks.

 

I thought firework made people happy?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Well, clearly all the people surveyed are my cat.

 

 

What's thanksgiving and

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It's a day to cook and eat too much food. We have those regularly. It's also official Pumpkin holiday 2. Christmas is the hey, there's still Pumpkin left holiday.

 

Have you hugged a pumpkin today?

[catstaff]

Nope, I don't hug pumpkins, they're afraid of me and my carving kit.

 

Will Detroit finally get a win today?

 

 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Win what?

 

Do you think two Royal Crimson hatchlings and a Magnesium hatchling is enough for this recipe?

[Lovecats]

I don't know, I feel like we should whizz up a Heartseeker to add pretty icing on to the cupcakes.

 

How's it going?

[catstaff]

That depends.

 

Which "it" are you asking about?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

If 'it' is the cupcake recipe, we've got a problem, because Heartseeker hatchlings are out of season.

 

What do I do now?

[catstaff]

Look up a different recipe, of course.

 

Is there one out there that uses mints?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Only frozen ones, sadly.

 

 

What's that ominous chanting in my cupboard?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Return to what you were doing. It's nothing of importance. 

 

What's the proper offering to Krampus?